Alfred, Arthur, and The Magical Rainbow Egg; A Story with Subtle Ships

Chapter 3: Get on with it as there's Thinking Out Loud

Last chapter we had Alfred literally boot up his computer(which now doesn't need the boots) and Arthur wait for his computer to just turn on. Now, we have them finally with the game on. Let the commentary, BEGIN.

Both of them saw the title screen, and neither were impressed. Alfred wanted better graphics, and Arthur was sarcastic. They technically shared the same playthrough, like a multiplayer game(which the game isn't really), but it was like two people sharing a computer with a f@cet!me thing. Or the Let's Plays.
Anyways,
The two started to look around the area, and Alfred was quick to notice the door. He went to it, and some voice was saying some incomprehensible nonsense. Essentially, U.S. found door and voice said confusing such. "STRANGERS ABOOT!" Matthew, who gets this brief mention, yelled in confusion and panicky-ness. "Matt, it's just my game!" his half-twin(Alfred/US/America) responded. But Matthew took his boots(back from his half-twin),went outside the hoose(house), and drove off with the truck. His truck, infact. He threw his Axe and Hockey Stick in the back. "I'LL GET YOU STRANNGERR!" was the last words heard of him. Arthur looked at Alfred, both confused. "It's normal..." the ladder mentioned.

But seriously, the voice was the "player". So Arthur gathered the items(Alfred is Tired), and they got out.
"Thanks Iggy..." Alfred spoke, still tired.
Author...I mean Arthur sighed,"Well, it isn't too much of an issue, and DONT CALL ME IGGY*!"
(*Imagine "Don't call me Nezzie" when Arthur said that)
And now, they saw Torso people.
Alfred freaked out.
Alfred freaked out so high pitched, only Gilbird, Pierre, Tomato-bird(Antonio/Spain's tomato which has bird features), Kumajiro, and a glass could hear it.
"Wh-what are th-those half-bodied people?" the high-piched panickee stuttered.
Arthur didn't do a Faustus(Claude) and was startled too. Not the most, but still.
"Poor Torso of a man, poor...torso...REALLY AMAZING" he admitted sarcastically.
And then the Torso people spoke.
"Help us. We have an earthquack and a sue-nami coming. Oh please. Help us torso people. Save our children. Help. Help. Help us. Earthquack. Sue-nami." They said.

To later be continued with another part, and some more, and a climatic chapter soon that involves an egg. Why I won't have it now? Because the egg has a secret. Regardless, read for more awkwardness.