Surfin bird

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Vincent sat on his chair, reading the newspaper while Scott sat on the couch not to far from him, he himself writing something on his phone.

"Hm....?" Vincent started, looking up at Scott.

"What is it?" Scott asked.

Vincent looked back down at his newspaper, "I thought the media would have been all over it! But they didn't mention it at all..."

Scott was baffled at this point, "Over what?"

Vincent looked at him suddenly, "About the one thing that's newsworthy!"

The black haired minor was still left pondering on what the purple man was saying, "What is it?!"

Vincent looked at him wonderingly, "Oh you haven't heard?"

He suddenly threw the newspaper aside and bolted upwards, "A well a bird, bird, bird! B-Bird's the word!"

Scott stood there, eyes widened at what he was watching.

"A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word!"

Vincent jerked Scott by his arm towards him, "Scotty, don't you know about the bird?"

Before he could answer, the purple man jumped on top of him, "Well Vincey is gonna tell you about the bird!"

He continued, "A well a bird bird bird, B-Bird's the word!"

He then twitched a little, "Surfin bird-d-d-d" he fell to the floor, twitching violently.

Scott went up to him, "You okay?!"

Vincent's eyes opened suddenly, "ba-ba-ba oo ma mow mow ma oo ma mow mow" he stood up and started dancing yet again.

As all this was happeningg, a small sentence stayed in Vincent'd mind: "Worth it!"

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Idfk why I did this

But I love how short this is!

Not a million pages long..

I have no regrets

:3

~Fox

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