(Y/N)= your name
Author's note: Uhhh sorry if this chapter is bad. I only got 4 hours of sleep last night and couldn't get back to sleep. So I thought, eh why not. I didn't have much inspiration for this chapter anyway. Like always I'm always open to suggestions for future parts and let me know what you think in the comments.
P.s: don't be mad if it's not as good as usual. I'm reallyy tired.
You walk down the streets with konahamaru asking you dumb questions here and there as you get to a cottage with a dummy (That old shack in the first naruto episode. The one with Iruka and Mizuki Sensei.)
"So..." He looks at the cottage.
"So what?" You glare at the annoying kid.
"Can you teach me a new justu?"
"It takes weeks to master my jutsu. But I guess I can show you a thing or two."
~Time skip cuz I don't feel like training...~
"Grrrr why is it so HARD?" He does a symbol, expecting a shadow to go up and surround him. "DEPTH OF SHADOW JUTSU!" It goes up and surrounds his shoe. He sits down and mumbles to himself. "How can I be Hokage when I can't even master a single jutsu?"
"Are you serious you little brat? I said it takes weeks." You help him up. "I do have to admire your persistence, although. Come on, let's go get some lunch."
"Alright."
~Time skip brought to you by Uzumaki Ramen. Open 24/7.~
After lunch you head back to the hokage tower thingie (I'm really tired...)
"Thanks for lunch (Y/N)-Sama."
You two walk through and up the stairs. "Yeah don't mention it." When you get to the Hokage's room it's black. "Konahamaru stay here." You walk in and feel someone breathing on your back.
Tsunade hug-tackles you to the floor. "I BELIEVE YOU SAID I WAS A TERRIBLE COOK?!" She kisses the back of your neck over and over again.
"A-AGH... KONAHAMARU THE J-JUTSU YOU GOT FROM LEE!"
"You got it boss!" He goes in front of her. "No sexy Jutsu!" (Idk the one that makes Lee all manly and in a speedo n stuff.)
Tsunade starts to shiver and hides her eyes in your shoulder. "AGH HIDE ME (Y/N)! IT'S HORRIBLE!!!"
"Get off of m-me Tsunade-Sama..." As she gets off you tell Konahamaru to go home. Saying you want alone time with Tsunade. "Now it's time to punish you for your inappropriate behavior..."
"Oh master....please don't punish me too harshly." She says in a naughty voice causing you to go wild.
Just as your get on top of her, Shizune breaks through the door. But before she yells you throw a kunai right at the wall next to her. "You... Stupid son of a b****!!!" You dash at her causing her to run. "I'm going to get youuuu!!!!"
