(Y/N)= your name
{_____}= What someone is thinking
Author's note: meh. I don't really got anything to say this time. Enjoy the story though.
Tsunade goes up the stairs and got you a towel as you sit on her velvet couch. {So....cold...} As she comes back down she sees you shivering and your fingers blue.
~After a 3 minutes of healing jutsu~
"Allright speak." She sits on the other side and faces you.
As you explain the story Tsunade gets closer to you and starts to hug you tightly. "I'm *smooch* so *smooch* sorry *smooch* I *smooch* didn't believe you..."
"It's okay..."
After an hour of helping her set the house back up you two went to bed ans fell asleep together. [Six days till Christmas]
Your eyes bolt open as Konahamaru pulls you to another room. "What are you doing Konahamaru?!" He does a hand symbol.
"I wanna fight you with my new jutsu Jiraiya taught me!!!" He smirks.
"Fine brat... Bring it."
"TRANSFORM!!!" He transforms into a Sexy Jutsu version of Tsunade.
You fly back getting a nose bleed and hit the wall causing you to pass out. "H-Hugn......."
~One Hour Later~
As your eyes flutter open you see Tsunade leaning over you. "Are you alright (Y/N)-Chan?"
"YEAH RIGHT KONAHAMARU YOU BRAT! I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT AGAIN!" You punch her and she staggers back. "Huh? Why didn't you transform back?"
"YOU STUPID IDIOT WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!" She grabs you by the shirt. "YOU DON'T JUST RANDOMLY HIT YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!"
{Well....Shit.} "Hold on lemme explain Tsunade!!! Konahamaru transformed into a naked you and caused me to pass out! I thought you were him!!!"
"Hmm... Alright... I believe you..." She nuzzles against your chest, sneaking a flask of Sake into her hands and drinking it. *hic *
You look at her curiously. "Tsunade...What was that?"
"Oh...uh...*hic* n-nothing!!!" You pull her up to see she just had two bottles of Sake.
"Oh brother..." You try to get up but she pulls you back down. {Not this again...}
"Your not going anywhere *hic* Sweetie Poo!" She sucks on your ear.
"Really?" *anime sweat drop*
"Rawr I'm a va~*hic*~mpire." She continues to suck on your ear.
"Then wouldn't it be the neck?"
"Oh yeah!" She bites your neck.
"Ow!!!"
Sorry if it was bad...I didn't have much inspiration... the next will be better. BELIEVE IT!!!
