(I think we all knew this one was coming)
So here goes part 1 of ma hatin book! If your a "directioner" don't read this, oh wait, that means 90% of the population wouldn't be reading this then! Because only 10% of the population is sane.
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One direction. CAN'T STAND THEM. DON'T CARE ABOUT EM. I heard a few of their songs. Most of them suck, some of them are, ok, I guess. Quite a few of my friends are "directioners" and 95% of the time there talking about them. And I'm listening about 9% of the time. Not even 10. And yeah, I'll admit 2% of the time the stuff I hear is funny. Like some vine or something when Harry Styles says "There sensational!" with a peppermint patty, but I honestly don't care about one direction's hair stylist's daughter, baby lux or lucks or locks or what ever daquf her name is. I don't even know. You know what? My hair stylist has a daughter too and you don't see randomn people talking all about them and stuff. No offense, I'm sure there very nice people, but WHO CARES?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's my issue! When people stalk the crap out of one direction's lives. There just normal boys! Just like any other out there. I also can't stand the fanfics. Like it says on my profile, no one wants to hear about your dreams of kissing them, which isn't gonna happen anyways. I'm tired of looking for mermaid books (I love mermaids) and horror books (I love horror books) or any old regular book, when I see one direction this and that. A one direction mermaid book! Seriously? Does the writer of this book have anything better to do? I don't. Which is why I'm writing this book. Which I'll update every Wednesday's cause I have a lot of free time on Wednesdays! Gosh.
I'm really not going to get into their looks. Just because I don't want to sound super mean. So I'll just say nice stuff on this subject.
Leum-I like your face
Zayne-Your cool, but you have eyes lika lady.
Nile-Your ok
Louis(which I pronounce wrong on porpose)-No comment
Harry-Get that dead gopher of your head.
One last thing is........I'm tired of people hating on Taylor Swift. The only reason that's in this subject is because its mostly "directioners" that do. I mean sure she's annoying, writing a song about everytime she ages or about one of the million guys she dates, but just cause she dated guy your never gonna get doesn't mean you need to hate her! :D Understand now genius? Yeah, didn't think so.
One LAST thing. Maybe I wouldn't hate them so much if certain people wouldn't talk about them 24/7.
