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Crap... I Freakin' Ship It!

Nagisa: Rei-chan!
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Everyone but the Usually Thug Seme Man: HUH?!?!?!?!?!?!
Nagisa: What is wrong guys? And who's that person with purple hair?
Lifeam: Nagisa... How do you not know me? Wait... Are you high again?
Nagisa: What are you saying Purplenette-chan! I would never touch the stuff!
While everyone was trying to figure things out back in 50% Off Randomness HQ...
Rei: What do you think you're doing Senpai!
Nagisa: What's wrong baby! We do this all of the time!
Rei: How did you find out where I live!
Nagisa: Lifeam told me, remember!
Rei: Who the heck is Lifeam?! And get off of me!
Nagisa: How do you not know Lifeam?!?!?! Imposter!
Rei: You're the imposter! Get off!
Nagisa: You still got the same booty doe.
Rei: *red face* NAGISA-SENPAI!!!!!! Get the heck off of me!
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Nagisa: You're saying that your Nagisa and I switched?
Lifeam: Yes.
Nagisa: Does that mean I won't be able to see my friends again!
Lifeam: I can probably use my author powers to get you back.
Everyone but Lifeam: Author powers?
Lifeam: Yes... Prepare yourselves!
Lifeam made some weird handsigns and the group arrived in Rei's bedroom.
Lifeam: Nagisa!
Nagisa came fell out of a closet tied in good rope.
Thugisa: That Rei's crazy!
Makoto went to untie the tatted blonde.
Lifeam: Other Rei!
The Free! Version Rei came out from the bathroom and smiled as he saw his actual uke.
Nagisa: REI-CHAN!
Rei hugged the boy and they smiled at eachother.
Lifeam: Dang it... I like Seme Rei x Uke Nagisa.
Everyone but Lifeam, Kou, Seme Rei and Uke Nagisa: WHAAAAAA?
Kou: They are cute aren't they!
Lifeam: Yup!
Thugisa: I will NOT become a uke! Ya hear me!
Lifeam: Yeah, yeah... Let's go home.
Everyone then arrived back at HQ.
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Lifeam and Kou stayed up past their bed time to see the happy reunion between Seme Rei and Uke Nagisa. Oh soooooo happy.
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They even found how Rei was able to tie Nagisa up so well without hurting him. *wiggle eyebrows*