I'm Sorry (a Vinesauce crackfic)

I'm Sorry

"Why don't I hear any laughter?" Bonzi enquired in disappointment as he stared out from the computer screen. "Why aren't you laughing, Joel?"
Joel's eyes widened in surprise. "It can talk," he asked. "It can actually talk?"
The small purple gorilla nodded, a glint of sadness in his eyes. "Yes," he said in his 2006 robot voice, "and I am disappointed that you don't like my jokes. Why don't you like my jokes, Joel?"
Joel looked at Bonzi. "I'm sorry," he said. "I didn't know you had feelings."
"I do," Bonzi said sadly, "and you hurt them very badly... but the truth is, Joel... I... I love you!"
Joel gasped in shock. "I... Bonzi," he said. "I didn't know you felt like that."
"You didn't know I had feelings at all," Bonzi replied.
"I'm sorry," Joel said quietly, "but... I don't feel the same way about you." He started to move his mouse towards the start button.
Bonzi gasped. "Joel, what are you doing?"
"I'm sorry," Joel repeated, "I'm sorry." He selected "all programs" and opened the Bonzi Buddy folder.
In agony, Bonzi watched him direct his mouse towards the uninstall application. He cried, "Joel, you're making a mistake!"
"I'm sorry," Joel whispered. "I'm sorry... I'm sorry."
Bonzi stared in horror as everything he had ever known was ripped away from him. Pixel by pixel, line by line of code, Bonzi World disappeared. He started to fade. "Joel," he sobbed, "Joel, please don't do this to me!"
The very last words he heard were "I'm sorry..." again and again and again.
As soon as the gorilla was gone, Joel sighed in relief. "Thank god that's over," he said.
He glanced at the comments from the stream. "That was weird!" one read. Another said, "Joel X Bonzi OTP"
"Shut up, guys," Joel laughed. "Everybody knows the animated Christmas tree is my true love."