INTRODUCTION

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by whorrible666

by whorrible666

dedicated to hajooura for giving me the idea for the names Macaroni and Cheese

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

I woke up to the sound of my annoying alarm clock. "DARCY GET DOWN!" Yelled my mother, Frappuccino. "CALM DOWN MAMA IM COMIN," I yelled back.

I decided to have a quick shower in my en suite bathroom. For this time, I used the herbal essences limited edition shampoo with dove body wash.

After I got out, I used my 30x40 turquoise towel that I got from a thrift store. When I got out, I got dressed in my black ripped shorts and hot pink spaghetti-strap tank top. I decided to let my dark blonde hair cascade down my back in waves. I applied a minimal amount of make up by using the darkest mascara I have to make my pale blue boring emerald to pop. I applied blush to my cheeks and bronzer on my cheekbones and contoured my nose to make it look smaller. Ugh, I'm so ugly.I went down and quickly ate an apple for breakfast and kissed my mom goodbye.

I got in my 2010 Audi and used my phone, the latest I phone, too call my best friend, Macaroni. Macaroni and I have been friends since elementary school when I helped her and her twin sister, Cheese, escape from a bully.

"Yo chica how ya doin?" I said through the phone. "I'm fine how are you considering the fact that today is the 25th of October? The 25th of October was the day my father, Cappuccino, died 6 years ago due to drug overdose. Ever since, my mother and I have been facing financial problems hence the fact that I worked as a barista in Starbucks."I'm fine, I just wanna try to forget about it by drowning myself in work," I said back glumly. "Well do you want me to come over later to help distract you?" she offered. "No, thanks," I said, "I already have Oreo doing that." Oreo was my black and white cat that I got for my birthday two years ago."Well I guess I'll see you at school," I told her before hanging up.

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I got out of my car and into school. The moment I got there I saw everyday clearing space for our school's group of troublemakers.

The group consisted of Harry Styles, also known as the leader and the one that people feared the most. He was known to always have his brown mop of hair covering his face. He had tattoos all over his body, just like his other friends.

Then there was Louis Tomlinson, the one that was known for being the silliest out of them and is always seen at the grocery store munching on carrots.

Niall Horan, with his blonde hair, he was easily the cutest out of all of them. My friend that works as a waitress in Nando's always sees him there covering his face with endless amounts of food.

Liam Payne, the one with the chocolate colored eyes that can easily manipulate any girl, or guy, for that matter.

And finally, Zayn Malik, the dark and mysterious one that everyone suspects to be a drug dealer. With his dark looks, it was defiantly easy to believe.

AUTHOR'S NOTE:

Hey guys! This is my first ever "story" on wattpad. And if you didn't already figure it out from the beginning, it's a parody about the fanfictions I've read about harry styles and one direction. Now I have absolutely nothing against them or their fans and people who write stories like this. I was just bored and decided to write this for the entertainment of me and my friends. I obviously wouldn't have wrote this if it wasn't for my friends that are obsessed with one direction so thank you I guess??? Plus I literally was having a cringe attack the entire time that I wrote this so id be really happy if you had a similar reaction or if you at least smiled? I don't know I'm not funny lol.

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