The Ash&Hali Show

Welcome to the Ash&Hali Show! The new Wattpad Morning Show! Brought to you by Michelle's Alliance! The latest news in books, movies, and the Wattpad world, with tips and tricks to get you going! Includes Health Tips with Hali and Ascertainment with Ash! Fun conversations to start your day!

Ash: Hello and welcome to 'The Ash&Hali Show'! By the way, ascertain means to find out! I hope you're having a wonderful day! Today's topic: We're gonna tell you about ourselves in a question and answer session between Hali and I! I'm Ashley Michelle, for the long-term record! ^-^

Hali: You sound weird Ash, we aren't talking about weather. Let's tell our viewers how hot Colton Haynes is!!

Ash: *confused look* but isn't that weather? I thought the weather channel was called 'The Weather Channel'?!

Hali: No weirdo I said you sound like a weather lady!

Ash: ............... Our topics must be confused... Who wants weather anyway?! LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW! IT'S RIGHT THERE! Heehee. Sorry. It's just so easy. Look outside... Anyway... Hali? Tell them your title!!

Hali: You are nuts!! My title? Am I a book now?

Ash: Just give your title.

Hali: Halimeh, but call me Hali, I go by Nighthawk too.

Ash: Oh yeah, I forgot to mention... I am Empress of Tawaii and am called Empress by my people. But most humans (Tawaii is on Earth, we're all Earthlings, to be technical) call me Ash. Which is why on here I'm Ash and Nighthawk is Hali! ^-^ *whispers* she's my spy! ;)

Hali: Obviously it isn't a secret if you tell them!

Ash: Just kidding! ^-^ soooo what's your fav color? Mine's red, but I LOVE most colors! ^-^ ebony and crimson look GORGEOUS together *clears throat* RobStar....

Hali: Red. *mumbles* because it's a warm color and radiates happiness... stupid script.... IT'S A SEXY COLOR!!! I always thought Raven and BB would have interesting kids... Aaaanyywayyy... who's your fav sis?

Ash: It's a bee-you-tee-ful color! Yeah, they would. Out of my 4 little sisters? Don't have one, they're all equally annoying! Now if you expand it to my global adopted sisters.... *drumroll* YOU!! ^-^

Hali: YAY!! You're my fav sissy too!!!

Ash: Awesome! What's your fav animal?

Hali: You have to ask that? >-<

Ash: MWAHAHAHAHA!! Yes.

Hali: Go away loser.

Ash: *eye roll* aaaaaaanyyyyywayyyyy... oh look, commercial break!!! See ya after these messages!!! ;)

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BACON!!! Who doesn't like bacon? Well, go out and buy some Hillshire Farms bacon! Or whoever has bacon!!! Go plant a bacon tree!!! GET SOME BACON!!! HOORAY!!!

CHICKEN!!! Don't eat that baby bird!!! Get some poor, tortured, genetically altered chicken meat from Tyson!!! CHICKEN!!!

Grapes? You vegan?! *background* no. YEAH!! No. OOOOKAY then... GET SOME GRAPES FROM THE STORE!!! ASHLEY, WHY AM I DOING THESE STUPID COMMERCIALS?! I HATE MEAT!!! I'M VEGETARIAN!!! DUUHHHHH!!! YOU DO THESE- *censored* COMMERCIALS!!!

Hi! Eat healthy!!! Umm... stick around for the show, which will come on after this!! Health Tips with Hali and Ascertainment with Ash will come on next commercial break!!! Whew, what a mouthful!! I just found that word in the dictionary cause I needed something to start with 'As' like my name!! Back to the show!!!