The Ash&Hali Show

The calming motions of Mrs. Ashley

Hey all!! Bwahahaha, Lets see what happens... Hali be updatinng disss tooo breh's. Did you guys listen to that Eminem song? T'wasn't it amazing?

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Hali: Hello everyone and welcome back to the Ash&Hali show! Now before I get eaten by an angry Nabican Emperor I would like to tell my lovely boo Speedy I wuvvies you.

Ash: Oh he won't attack you. Jake, darling, let's not roar now, that'd be incredibly loud and blood-freezing. And give viewers a heart attack.

Hali: Not to mention this co-hostess!!! Jake, really Ash is yours no one will take her I promise.

 Jake: *rumbling dies down, but Jake uses a huge paw to push Ash in front of him, between his front paws so he can claw her attackers to pieces if they came near*

Ash: *snaps fingers* Jake, calm down and morph to human.

 Jake: *obeys and the huge tiger is replaced by a really attractive teenage guy*

 Hali: No... I am NOT gonna check out my brother-in-law.  I love Speedy anyway. Oh my Jedi, Ash imagine when you and Jakers have babies!

Ash: I will slap you silly.

Hali: *Stays quiet*

Ash: Jake is fine.

 Jake: Stop getting upset... You'll make me mad again...

 Ash: Jake, shouldn't you go home and make sure the dragons didn't eat any Nabicows?

 Jake: *looks unhappy, goes anyway*

 Ash: Isn't he a dear? ^-^

 Hali: Speedy would have made a fuss.

Ash: He knows he'll hurt somebody by staying. Don't forget, MY mate is a Nabican tiger, he can teleport wherever, whenever, he wants. He'll come back. Oh yeah, and I haven't heard Speedy say a word about your letters, and he's been behind you the whole time!

Catrina: Busted!!!

Hali: WAIT WHAT!  COMMERCIAL BREAK GO TO COMMERCIAL BREAK!!

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Hali: *Fixing her messed up hair from beating the stuff out of Speedy* Hello, everyone and welcome back to the Ash&Hali Show! Please put your hands together for my lovely fiancé Speedy! Please ignore the bruises and scratches he may have!