How to be a Kawaii Potato(like me)

Step Two: Do Not Eat Your Kin

Perfect! You finished step one of being a Kawaii potato! Now to step two! If you eat your kin, then you will not be a Kawaii potato! You are allowed to eat "potatoes" and be a Kawaii potato, but you can't eat other Kawaii potatoes. So, if you see a little potato that looks so Kawaii on the street, then you can't eat it! Or you will become a regular potato, and not a Kawaii one. French fries are fine. You can eat French fries, just not Kawaii potatoes. This is a huge rule considering you would be eating your kin without it.