He's Kinda Hot

Chapter One

Lucy's Point of view:

Knock Knock.

I quickly finished applying the coral lipstick and ran to the door. Eek! Oh Kami please help me. I'm so nervous. What if I say the wrong thing? Ahhh I am freaking out!

Taking a big breath, I opened the door to see a short woman with dyed red hair and flashy clothes. Wow she looks really......odd?

"O hayou gozaimasu darlin, I'm Denise Shampz, the reporter from Sorcerer Magazine. I called yesterday to inform you." The odd woman greeted, flashing a fake smile. Her voice was extremely nasally and hurt my ears to be honest.

" Kon-nichiwa! As you know I'm Lucy Heatifila. Welcome to my humble abode. Please come in and make yourself at home." I replied, trying to sound fancy.

The clown, i mean Denise sat on my precious sofa and crossed her legs, looking very concentrated on what she was jotting down. Kami, did I already fuck up? Why am i worrying so much? Calm down Lucy, just act normal. UGH I can't act normal I'm a Fairy Tail mage for fuck's sake!

Mind shut the fuck up please.

" Would you like some tea Denise-chan? Or coffee?" I ask politely, trying to not to sound nervous.

"Coffee would be lovely Lucy."Murmed Denise, writing at a fast speed.

Nodding, I strutted to the kitchen, trying to look cool but actually failing epicly; by falling onto the hard floor.

As i got up slowly, i sweatdropped as i notcied that Denise didn't even look up too see me fall. This time i walked normaly to the kitchen. Briskly brewing the coffee and tea, i place two cake slices onto cute ceramic plates.

Thank Kami, i have a secret hiding spot, so Erza doesnt eat all of it. If Erza found out she might kill me, but you can keep a secret right?

Pouring the tea and coffee into the mugs, i take a peak at what Denise was doing; she wasn't there on the sofa. Dafuq did she go? She better not be rumaging through my drawers like Erza and Gray. She can find some pretty disturbing things in there.

Placing the cups and tea onto the table i called out for Denise, only to see her coming out of my bedroom with a huge smirk. What the fuck did she find in there? Sexy bras or thongs? Oh Kami what if she found my secret stash of sweets?! That bitch better not touch my sweets!

As we both sat down the clown asked with a mischievious smile, "So Lucy onto the interview, let's start simple. Do you have a boyfriend?

"At the moment no,but i'm searching for the one." I grinned and mentally fist-pumped myself for that slick answer.

"Oh! Lucy, be a doll and get me some sugar for my coffee. Please." demanded Denise, flashing another fake smile on that smug face. Ugh! Lazy ass bitch.

I walked into the small kitchen and placed some sugar into a tiny tray, as I walked back Denise gave me a really weird look. Oh kami, what did i do to deserve this wierdness?

I began to drink my tea awkwardly, while Denise just stared at me with stars in her eyes. This is getting fucking creepy. Should i say something? Hmmm.

Wow! This tea tastes more amazing then usual. I used my normal reciepe, boiled water and tea leaves. It just has the extra kick. Dayum well done Lucy! Okay so talking to yourself to avoid awkwardness. Good tip, I'm going to use that one later on in life definitely.

After i finished my tea, I noticed that Denise barely touched her coffee. That's so mean, like for fucks sake i tried to make you happy bitch.

"Lucy, have you ever had sex before? If yes, what age did you lose your viginity? And with who?" questioned Denise, grinning from ear to ear. Hell no, i aint answering a dirty question like th-