He's Kinda Hot

Chapter Three

Lucy's Point Of View:

"Ladies the problem is the latest issue, my interview, is coming out next week or earlier and the whole exchange program means I have to go to Sabertooth for a month. I know he's gonna read it, what should I do?" I ask, slightly stressed out.

"Isn't Sting one of the participants of the exchange program?" Questioned Lisanna in confusion.

I wish Lisanna, I wish. Then I wouldn't have to see him.

"No he's the guild's master, only members can actually go. Guild masters aren't allowed to participate. Anyway Lucy you're in a tough cookie, but I truly think you should go. Hold your head high, no matter what because. You. Are. A. Fairy. Tail. Mage!" Giggled Levy-chan, raising her tiny fist in the air as she stopped at the words to create suspense.

Levy's right, I can do whatever I want. I am a Fairy Tail mage. Who cares if he doesn't like me? It's just a stupid crush. But he's more than that! Heart please shut the fuck up, I'm talking to brain now.

"Lucy, if you want we can just go to another guild. Like Lamia Scale or Blue Pegasus. I can always tell Master Makorav that you feel uncomfortable with going to Sabertooth." Compromised Erza, giving me a sympathetic look and smile.

"Erza, Levy is right. I'm going to hold my head high no matter what. And also I don't want you to be uncomfortable with Ichiya and his flirty trimen. Plus I don't want Gray and Lyon fighting or breaking anything." I grinned, nothing is going to break me now!

Just because I felt slightly uncomfortable with going to some guy's guild, doesn't mean I want to wreck everyone else's excitement. I'm totally fine with it. No you're not! Oh c'mon brain I thought we were friends!

"Lucy make sure to fuck him real good. I heard that he was a Sex God or something. Tell me all the dirty details later. And make sure to use protection, we don't need any more kids running around. We already have Natsu doing that job!" Cana slurred and laughed loudly.

I laughed at that, Natsu was like a child in so many ways. Like that creepy toothless smile, which in actual life is really weird. But wait a second!

"CANA!!! Don't say stuff like that! Me and Sting will never hook up!" I shrieked in embarrassment, my heart thumping loudly at that dirty thought.

Sting on my bed. Naked. His beautiful blue eyes. His plump kissable lips, in a small seductive smirk. His strong chiselled jaw line. His toned chest, six pack and all. His v-line. And last but definitely not least, his gigantic dic- NO! BAD LUCY! DO NOT HAVE FANTASIES ABOUT STING! BAD PERVY LUCY!

"-Probably thinking about fucking him right now!" Snickered Cana, giving me a sly knowing grin.

Dafuq how does she know?! Act cool Lucy. Act like her words didn't seem shocking to you.

"Cana! Stop being such a perv! I mean c'mon?!" I pouted, trying to act normal. I failed miserably and ended up looking like a duck with the voice of a boy hitting puberty.

"She totally was!" Gasped Lisanna in shock.

Erza and Levy nodded their heads, agreeing with what Cana said.

"Juvia agrees. Juvia thinks that love-rival wants to sleep with Sting."

Mira was unusually quiet. Oh fuck! She was plotting! I have to stop this right now!

"Mira, how come you've been so quite?" I asked, trying to sound concern for her well-being but actually just trying to get her mind off of StingLu.