Lucy's Point Of View:"Sting Eucliffe." I whisper, my bangs covering my eyes as I gaze at the floor.
BAKA LUCY! BAKA LUCY! BAKA LUCY! BAKA LUCY!
Denise mouth flew open to let out a gasp and her eyes were full of astonishment.
I'm so ashamed of myself for liking a saber.
Once Sting reads the magazine, he'll probably die with laughter; thinking "Oh that ugly hoe likes me, The Mighty Sting Eucliffe."
"B-before were you thinking of Sting, when you answered the questions?" stuttered Denise, still in shock, that a fairy would have a crush on a saber.
"Hai." was all i could say, my heart thumping erratically.
I hate myself and I hate life. What did I ever do to to deserve this type of embarrassment?!
"Look Lucy, I'm truly sorry but I placed truth serum in your green tea when you left to get me sugar. This is my job, I need juicy details otherwise I'll get fired. Ano I won't add the question about you thinking about Sting while answering the questions. I'm really sorry!" Apologized Denise with a fake frown on her fugly face.
That fucking bitch used truth serum! What the fuck is wrong with this whore?! Who the hell does she think she is?! I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY!!
"Get out of my house, NOW!" I whispered until the ending, where I screeched loudly. I was extremely pissed off. I literally just revealed most of my deepest secrets to a big gossip.
Denise scurried out of the door, as I began to run my mouth.
"STUPID FUCKING SLUTTY ASS. GO FUCK YOURSELF!" I screamed loudly, flopping onto the sofa in frustration.
Sting will read the magazine and find out that I like him. Oh no! I need to fix this! I need a plan. OH! I know, I can stay in my apartment for a couple of months, until this whole thing blows over! Yeah, I'm so smart!
Two hours later brought by Ichiya and his parfum:
As I finished writing another chapter for my book in comfortable silence, I heard a knock on my window. Grinning slyly to myself and mentally patting myself on the back for locking the window, so Natsu couldn't enter and annoy me.
"LUCCCCEEE! I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT ABOUT THE GUILD!" Natsu screamed, banging onto the window loudly.
Crash
Before I knew it, my window was shattered and Natsu was sitting on my bed. I could only sweat drop, as I stared at the grinning idiot.
"Natsu you baka! What's so important that you had to break my window for?" I shrieked in annoyance, my window was broken and I can't pay for it to be fixed. Ugh! This better be really important otherwise I'll Lucy kick him out of my window.
"Luce, I'm hungry. Do you have any meat or FIRE?!" Natsu asked, while rubbing his stomach.
"Tell me what's important or I won't give you food!" I threatened angrily because the interview with that whore made me upset.
"Geez Luce no need for torture, yeah. Okay so first Gramps said that there is this guild exchange program going on. You, me, Erza, Wendy and ice queen have been picked, and no worries Happy and Carla are coming too! Plus the guild we're going to is Sabertooth!" Natsu cheered happily with a huge smile on his face.
At that moment my world came crashing down right in front of my face. He had to be joking. My face paled and my mouth opened slightly. No! This can't be happening. I refuse for this to happen. I just can't face Sting!

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He's Kinda Hot
FanfictionLucy Heartifila. A beautiful celestial mage, from the rambunctious guild Fairy Tail. Everyone thinks she is an innocent girl, who knows nothing about relationships and sex. Yet they are so wrong. When Sorcerer Magazine's reporter Denise Shampz inte...