The Signs as Moms

7.2K 469 274
                                    

Aries: "FIGHT ME, HELEN"

Taurus: Gluten-free fucking everything

Gemini: Helen

Cancer: the PTA mom

Leo: "can I speak to the manager?"

Virgo: Has a "Live, Laugh, Love" sign somewhere in their kitchen

Libra: Volunteers to make brownies for the PTA meetings

Scorpio: *whispers behind ear* "you've gotta read 50 shades of grey"

Sagittarius: The Facebook mother

Capricorn: also Helen

Aquarius: Probably on their 2nd or 3rd Husband

Pisces: Stick Figure Family car stickers

DA BOOK OF ZODIACS ||Completed|| (1)Dove le storie prendono vita. Scoprilo ora