The Lovely Life of a Pirate(One Piece Fanfiction)

To Sea

Author's Note: Greetings all those in Computar land, it's me, Fortune_Dragon, here with chapter two of my fan fiction, I'm so sorry it took so long, but you know, school stuff. I hope you enjoy this chapter and I'll try to post another as soon as possible. Take care and enjoy.

Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece, if I did... Well let's just say it wouldn't be good.

Un's POV

"So you're telling me that you know our parents after doing business with the revolutionary army?" asked Nico Robin, watching me very closely.

"Yes," I said taking a sip of my tea.

"And that you have something important about them you have to tell us?" asked Robin again, trying to piece the story together.

"Yes," I said.

"But you can't remember what it is?" she asked.

"Correct," I said

"And you can't remember why?" she asked, getting kinda confused.

"That's a good question, I have no idea, my memory was completely wiped on the subject," I explained to the two confused pirates in front of me, but I'm pretty sure that Luffy is always confused.

"Hmm, well what do you think captain?" Robin asked Luffy.

"I think she should join my crew," stated Luffy, shocking both me and Robin.

"Well then the answer is no," I said, giving them a very serious look, which was very hard for me.

"Why not?" asked Robin, confused.

"Because I have a life here, as much as I would love to go with you and have adventures, this casino is my life and I don't think I can leave it, not after having to change professions so many times," I explained to the confused pirates. Just then a loud boom from the other room caught my attention. I teleported out there, hammer in my hand to see a giant gaping hole in the side of my casino, and a navy warship, cannons aimed at my beloved casino.

"WHAT ARE YOU ASSHOLES DOING?!" I cried, gaining the attention of one of the marines on deck, who just happened to be one of the ones whose ass I kicked.

"This establishment is to be eliminated for aiding wanted criminals, effective immediately," stated the marine, enjoying the fact he was superior to me at this moment.

"You won't get away with this you jack ass!" I yelled, teleporting myself on the deck, swinging my hammer in a blind rage, taking out as many people I could. I looked at the side of the ship to see marines with torches setting my casino on fire.

"This is what you get for crossing the marines," I heard a voice behind me who I know was the same marine who started this whole mess.

"You jackass! Wipe that smug smirk off your face before I wipe it off for you!" I cried, thrusting at him, only to be hit hard in th head, causing me to fall to the ground unconscious. As I was falling, I noticed that the marine was punched in the face by a long arm, Straw Hat. At that moment I blacked out completely.

Luffy's POV

HOW COULD THESE ASSHOLES DO THIS TO LADY LUCK'S CASINO!?!?!

"ALL OF YOU ARE ASSHOLES!!!" I cried, punching every marine soldier I could. I look over and saw Robin, Zoro, and Nami doing the same thing. I look around for the marine that started this whole thing and I punch him with my Gum Gum Pistol, that should teach him to stop being an asshole to other people's property. When I looked to find Lady Luck, I see Robin and Nami bringing her to the Sunny with Zoro guarding them. I guess she will be joining my pirate crew after all.

Un's POV

I was blinded by bright lights of what looked like examination lights, oh good, I feel asleep in the casino again... Wait, the casino isn't so wobbly, or this small... Oh dear god, this isn't my casino!

" WHERE THE HELL AM I?!?!?!?!"  I yelled for all of he world to hear.

"GAAAAH!" I heard a small voice in the corner of the room, I look over and see a small reindeer with a blue nose and a small blue hat. Am I really on Straw Hat's ship?

"STRAW HAT!!! I'LL KILL YOU!" I cried, making the reindeer cry in fear. I sit up in the bed and see my hammer next to me. I grab it and storm out on to the deck to find the rest of the Straw Hat Pirates hanging out on the deck.

"YOU GOT A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO YOU LITTLE STRAW HAT PUNK?!" I cried at Luffy, charging at him. Only to fall forward onto the deck.

"You fell down," I heard Straw Hat say.

"I WAS TRIPPED!" I cried, getting up.

"I can vouch for her," I heard Zoro satin the ground behind me, in a blind rage, I ran over Zoro and tripped.

"Sorry Zoro!" I cried, genuinely sorry for the green haired swordsman.

"ZORO! HOW DARE YOU TRIP THIS LUSCIOUS BEAUTY IN FRONT OF US!" cried the blond cook known as Sanji, who I smacked, semi-lightly, in the head with my hammer.

"Oops, I'm so sorry," I mock apoligized to the blond, laughing a little bit. Wow, I'm a bitch.

"UN!" cried Straw Hat, oh yeah, I'm supposed to kill him.

"STRAW HAT! WHY AM I NOT AT MY CASINO!?" I asked, defiantly not calm.

"Because it burned down, we couldn't save it," said Nami, putting her hand on my shoulder.

"Oh I under... ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!?" I yelled, scaring everyone on the ship.

"Un, join my crew," said Luffy.

"Hmm......................... Fine," I said, which caused Straw Hat to cheer.

"Really?" asked Robin.

"Yes, Lady Luck will be joining the Straw Hat Pirates!" I cried, taking a bow, which earned me applause from the crew. Yep, I'm gonna like this, a lot.