height difference

12/28/2015

Being in the same room as Namjoon is uncomfortable.

Yes, he's my cousin, but it's just uncomfortable.

Namjoon is the type of guy who asks you questions, looks you in the eye, and criticizes you.

Or, he just tells you to pick up the remote. And if you refuse, he'll come up with a because he's "older" response.

"Namjoon! for the love of cheese, please stop staring at me." I said.

But he still kept his suspicious stare.

"Why do you hate Seokjin?" He said, with a monotone voice.

"Why do you care?"

"Because yesterday–"

"I roasted him in front of you and Jimin oppa?"

"Mmhm."

I sighed and turned to his side.

"It's a long story, Namjoon."

Namjoon rolled his eyes at me and gestured me to continue.

"Okay, so, remember when you were drunk at the christmas party you held?"

Namjoon scratched his head. "Mmmm, I think?"

"Well, you were drunk. Anywho, you introduced me to Seokjin, but said that his name was Seokmin."

Namjoon nodded.

"Then when you left us alone, drunk Seokjin said that I was short."

Then Namjoon raised his head.

"That's the reason why you hate him?"

"What? I, am insecure about my height okay? I'm not like YOU who's like, what, ninety feet tall?"

Namjoon shrugged. "You have a point." But then he continued. "Though Seokjin is a really nice guy."

"Unnecessary informatiooonn" I sang.

"He really is."

"The fuck are you trying to say?"

"That you should give him a chance?"

I stood up from the couch and Namjoon started chuckling.

"What?"

Namjoon tried to keep in his laughter. "Nothing."

"Dickhead." I muttered; as I walked back into my room.

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