m o i r a i

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I sigh heavily looking at this stupid phone in front of me.

Okay firstly, I made a dumb mistake. A fucking big mistake.

And now im stuck with this phone where theres barely anything for me to do.

I dont even remember my passwords omg.

I always put my passwords on the notepad IN MY PHONE so HAHHAHA jokes on me.

I scrolled through his apps but I saw nothing. I went to his gallery - just-argh.

Dont even go in there. This guy is damn emo.

Why does he even save meaningless quotes??

Bet his gonna laugh at his stupid ass in the future.

his browser however...

Is empty...........( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Man with empty browser history must be up to sumting.

He probably deleted all dem porno thingy he watched.

Or did he go to incognito mode...i dont know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why am i so concerned about his sexual activities though.......hmm...

I then opened up the chatroom and gasped when I saw he changed my photo with Kanata to his own picture.

Me : TAKE THAT DOWN!!

Him : my pants?

Him : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Me : No you idiot! That display picture!

Me : Why would you wanna take down your pants anyway?

Me : to show something you clearly dont have?

Me : you dont have to pull down your pants to show me tic tacs

Me : theres a ton of those at convenience stores

Him : thats insulting

Him : my size will scare you gurl

Him : but im still not gonna change it ;)

Him : wtchu gonna do?

I then took a selca with my face and put it on his id. Not a very good comeback but knowing myself, I am lame af and this is the only option I have.

Me : H A H A

Me : eat that!

Him : wht? ur face?

Him : cute but no thanks

Him : i dont have a weird face fetish

Him : plus i dont like greasy ass food

Wtf--

Me : stfu

Me : im never gonna change this picture on ur id

Him : Well okay then ;)

Him : be prepared

Me : for whut??

I threw his phone on the bed and went to get a drink.

Drink water. Stay hydrated.

Especially for those thirsty ass bitches.

When I came back, my eyes widened in horror.

Mingyu💩 (4)

Booyonce 🍑 (6)

WTF

I literally opened everything and I nearly dieded.

Mingyu💩 : WHO THE HELL---

Mingyu💩 : WHERE U GONNA PUT ARI THO?

Mingyu💩 : YOU STAP ITTTTT

Mingyu💩 : NEW GIRLFRIEND?

Mingyu💩 : SHE CUTE THO

Mingyu💩 : SHE SINGLE? IF YES, I'LL CLEAN MY HANDS ;)

Mingyu💩 : HAHAHAA JK BUT SRSLY WHO IS SHE DONT U DARE CHEAT ON ME BOI

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Booyonce 🍑 : ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Booyonce 🍑 : KIMBAPI KIDDING

Booyonce 🍑 : I MEAN..SHE LOOKS nice

Booyonce 🍑 : IM BETTER DEFINITELY

Booyonce 🍑 : LIKE RING RING WHOS THERE? ITS DIVA BOO BISH

Booyonce 🍑 : I AM THE BEST QUALITY MIND YOU

Booyonce 🍑 : AND PLS U GOT A GIRLFRIEND

I gasped in awe

This guy is definitely not alone

though im curious how this booyonce guy's butt looks like

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