m o i r a i

seventeen

UNKNOWN : I SHIP YOU WITH HARA

???

Me : sorry?

Me : i lowkey ship myself with Hara too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Me : but who are you?

Unknown : John Cena

Unknown : dun dun dada dunnnn

Unknown : omg im funny I should marry myself :')

Unknown : jk im Maple

Me : OH! Hi!

Me : wait, how did you get my number?

Me : u gave me urs but I havent gave u mine •﹏•

Me : or even saved it ????

Me : yet

Maple : underground resource duhh

Maple : jk I saw it on Hara's hp

Maple : incase you are curious, your name is Wonu❤ in her phone.

Maple : ur welcome

Me : Really?

Me : stop lying pls

Me : I dont wanna get my hopes high only to let it break into pieces at the end

Maple : geez ur really emo af

Maple : and I only thought it was an urban legend

Maple : ;-;

Me : im very emo

Me : but anyway, why are u texting me?

Maple : I've seen unpleasant things that happened to Hara

Maple : she is heartbroken enough too

Maple : with kanata

Me : cunt

Me : *cuntnata

Maple : OUUUFFF I love that name upgrade

Maple : But anywho, I was gonna help u get her

Me : really?

Maple : why not??

Maple : imma list you all the things that she like and dont

Maple : after that you try and think of ways to please her

Me : isnt that easy?

Me : Likes : Jeon Wonwoo, Dislikes : Everyone who is not Jeon Wonwoo

Maple : HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

Maple : you wish

I was about to continue my chat when a loud and rapid knock was heard along with a barking.

Me : I gotta go now sori

"JEON WONWOO ITS TIME TO PAY UP YOUR RENT!!"

Holy cow not today man

Imma just stay silent until it goes away.

They say that dogs wont disturb you if you remain still.

"JEON WONWOO I KNOW YOU ARE IN THERE DONT HIDE!"

Sighing heavily, I made my way to the front door and opened it, not surprise to see Mr Sin at the front.

"Oh hey long time no see"

I rubbed my eyes when he hit me with his newspaper.

Thats child abuse for fuck sake.

;-;

"Ouch?!"

Mr Sin took out a long list of unpaid rent which have been piling up since 4 months ago.

Why does this guy keeps records?

Im a loyal resident.

Dont loyal residents get discounts?

"Will ya look at those receipts.....everything reminds me of my ex hahahahha" Was all I said after a long two minutes of silence.

"Pay up tomorrow or else you are out!"

"Tomorrow?!"

"Yes! By 5pm!"

"No! Mr Sin!! I have SINNED im sorry!!"

Okay that was bad.

Mr Sin left me alone while dragging his dog away.

FUCK THIS SHIT

imma blast my emo metal shit for 3 hours

and no one is stopping me

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