Da derpin tiles!

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Harry: Robin! *runs outside and drags him back inside*

Robin: Wat

Harry: *drops feet* look wat u did! *tiles all half eaten*

Robin: Robin is not sorry

Icebear: *smacks* Get your own style

Robin: Ow k wat do we do?

Harry: MANNEH! How much will it cost to fix this...Manny?

Manny: *eyes are X's*

Harry: *kicks*

Manny: Wat-AHH ALL I SEE IS ROBIN EATIN TILES ITS STUCK IN MEH HEAD HALP-

Harry: *smashes plate over head*

Manny: OW-*eyes go normal* oh hey! Wow! Thanks! How come violence is always the answer?

Harry: Idk but yea how much will it cost to fix? Da tiles dat our little friend ate!

Robin: that's what u get for not givin me chicken

Manny: Ok I'm back from da laptop and-yea 50 grand

Harry: WAT!

Robin: *vomits tiles*

Harry: not helping

Manny: I'LL HELP RAISE! *skips out of house*

Robin: ?

Harry: Maybe we should follow him, or we'll get left behind

Robin: yes but there's lots of tiles left, and I'll like to-

Harry: GET WRECKED!

Robin: Fine U run I fly

Harry: that's a bit of a disadvantage

Robin: I just learnt how to fly yesterday! I can't go that high *runs out door and flaps arms*

Harry: *runs*

--2 secs .-. Yea I know--

Robin: *lands*

Harry: *stalking Manny through window of McDonald's

Manny: Ya I can do dishes

French Fry: We dun have dishes

Manny: bye *jumps through window*

French Fry: We were both just yellow, both just yellow

Manny: ROBIN HARREH! Robin can I ride?!

Robin: Ya U feel like nothing u're the last congrats

Manny: yey *climbs on Robin*

Harry: Ima just stalk.... *hides behind tree*

Robin: Where we goin

Manny: Sushi places got dishes

Robin: o...k *flies*

Harry: *running behind trees* I see u friends....

Manny: ur gettin good we're here already! *jumps off and runs in*

Robin: *bending arms*

Harry: *stalking behind shop*

Robin: Harry. Wat r u doin. Harry. Stahp

Harry: Stalk with meh friend?

Robin: Sure *both go to window *

Manny: So, can I work here? Just cleanin dishes, Y'know and U pay me.....

Chineese Lady: Ya *shoves apron on him, stuffs chopsticks down his shirt, and pushes him into backdoor*

Manny: ok...*starts scrubbing dishes*

----5 hours later----

Manny: *still doin dishes and hasn't gone on break*

Robin: *flies back with fries in pocket and Maccas bags on body*

Harry: *eating Maccas*

Robin: *eats and watches Manny*

Manny: *hair starts growing long and eye twitches*

--3 hours later----

Manny: *hair grows longer*

--1 hour--

Manny: *hair grows across room*

Robin: haywaitamin!

Harry: shhhh....

Robin: o sorry *whispers* that's the longest it's ever grown...new world record?

Harry: *whispers* omg yasssssss

Robin: *on phone* k so our friend's hair is Sooo long! It grows long when he's insane and it's like suuu long

Phone dude: I'll be dere to check if hair extensions -3-

Robin: shure

Harry: dude spell properly

Robin: shut up *hangs up*

World Record dude: Ok I'm here!

Harry: *points in window*

WRD: my names John by da way

Harry: O-O last name?

John: John ce

Harry: na?

John: no na just John Ce *jumps through window* Ok just dun mind me *goes through hair, searching for hair extensions*

Manny: *hair grows longer*

John: *takes photo* no extensions ok here *gives Harry 10 grand*

Harry: Woah *starry eyes*

Robin: JOHN!

John: WAT!

Robin: JOHN I HAVE A RECORD TOO!

Harry: ? Robin what did I tell u about gambling!

Robin: *facepalm* I've eaten the most chicken eva my mama used to grind up chicken in a bottle

Harry: sheesh

John: dis true?

Harry: highly believable, I live with the dude. It's true

John: ok *takes Robin's pic* ok *10 grand*

Robin: IM RICH!

Harry: um no you ate the tiles U pay for it so ME AND MANNY R RICH!!!! WOO!

Manny: *still doing dishes* *vomits*

Harry: ok *jumps through window* Manny come on *picks up Manny* HAY OW STAHP

Manny: *scratching Manny's back thinking he's a dish*

Robin: w-*trips and falls underneath hair* I can't breathe!!! *flies out* wat do we- HARRY DON'T!

Harry: *smacks Manny against wall*

Manny: *hair grows short again* H- *rubs head* OW! FLOOP! *head bleeds a bit*

Robin: here *gives 20 grand* U got this from working

Manny: thanks does this place have bandages?

Chinese Lady: Bye u can break now-oh U want bandage?

Manny: *nods*

Harry: *sits beside Manny* sorry it's the only way to get you back to normal-GUESS WHAT WE'RE RICH!!!

Manny: *puts on bandage* we have enough to pay for da tiles?

Harry: WAY MORE THAN ENOUGH! RICH BABEH!

Robin: *flies off*

Harry and Manny: *chase*

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