The Malk Man

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  • Dedicated to To our BFF the Malk Man (who lives in our minds RIP jk)
                                    

The Malk Man

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Name- The Malk Man

Job- Delivering Malk

Age- 56

Discription- A funny looking clown. Who delivers Malk on a purple cow who flies on neon orange ham.

Discription- (of malk) A green thick liquid with purple chucks and fuzzy catapiller bits.

(Not made for human comsumption)

"Buy Malk!" -The Malk Man

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Authors note

Im really sorry if ur confused becuase ur pewny brain cant understand me and AIsha3598's inside jokes

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