The Malk Man

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I walked up stairs and saw- the indian gurl talking on her cellur mo bile phone to this boy name Georgina! I peeked in to see in i could ambush her and steal my malk back. I saw green bottle that said Sprite on it. THAT'S IT! i knew she stole it! She just transfered it into another bottle! I smiled and rubbed my hands together on the count of 10 i will jump on top of her and get the bottle!

I mumbled under my breath, "1,2,3,5,14,7,Pi,green eggs,malk,10!" i ran rapidly and screamed AGGGGGGGGY as i jumped on top of her! She started screaming but i covered her moth. I took my trusty bandana out of my pocket and tied her mouth as i sat on top of her i grabed her cellur device. I talked in it. "Hullo star commend are you there? Hullo? " no reply "Star commend you read me?" no reply.

"Darn it. " i looked over and grabbed the bottle of so called sprite and jumped out of her convintenly opened window. "haha" i said as i escaped with the bottle. I fell out the window onto a bush i screamed the whole way down! It hurt so much, at the bottom all i could manage was , "Aye Crumba!" which in german means 'That hurt like crazy!!!'

Ouch.