The Beginning of Mr. Puggles

Chapter 3 - The Pug Show vs. Mr. Puggles

I flew around in the air... With amazing unicorn wings and beautiful hooves. I was a unicorn, and I was shooting out rainbow poop...

"Mr. Puggles...Mr. Puggles..." I heard. I squirmed, telling the voice to shut up. I continued.

The rainbow poop fell to the ground and everyone ate it..

I felt someone shaking me. The voice cleared. "Come on, dear. Please wake up." It was Vanessa!

And everyone loved my poop. I watched as they all turned into the same breed. We all now had unicorn poop flying out of our butts...

"Mr. Puggles!! Are you being stubborn? Get up! Or else I'll be calling in a doctor for you, young man!"

And then..

I woke with a start. What? What the heck was that ?! Did she just say a DOCTOR?! As in, those creepy people who think its right to stick a needle in your butthole?
"Why hello Mr. Puggles." Vanessa was leaned over me. I got up in shock. Gosh, that's embarressing.. Being threatened to go to a doctor..
I realized that Vanessa was wearing the same clothes as last night. I got up and walked out of the room and saw the boy watching TV. Was that...no way...! WAS IT A PUG?! I immediately jumped on his lap and snuggled in. How cute! This must have been the best show ever!! The boy smiled.
"This is The Pug Show. All about adorable pugs, like you." The boy said. I smiled big. A PUG SHOW!!!

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I stayed on the couch all night. The boy and Vanessa eventually
went out to get dog food. They opened the door and saw me. They laughed.
"Oh Mr. Puggles! You love that show!" Vanessa smiled and picked me up. I squirmed. She turned off the TV, and carried me to her room. The boy followed.
"He's probably addicted to that show." The boy said.
"Yup.." Vanessa said and lay down on the bed. I flew off her and ran to the door. I jumped up and down, my paws hitting on the door.
"Can you let him out?" Vanessa asked the boy.
"Sure." The boy stood up and walked to the door, letting me out. I ran to the nearest tree, took a pee, and barked at the bush. I ran around, spun around, and did everything else I could think of. Weeee! This was so fun!!
I tumbled around, rolled across the grass, and let the breeze hit me. AHHH....

I heard the door open after a long period of time.
"Mr. Puggles! Mr. Puggles! Where are you!!" I heard Vanessa's sweet voice. I got up and ran to the door. Vanessa! Vanessa!
Vanessa smiled and let me inside. My tongue was sticking out and I smiled.
"Fine fine, I'll give you a treat..." I heard Vanessa mutter. I also heard a tiny chuckle as well. I ran off to follow Vanessa to the kitchen. She held out a treat to me, and motioned "Upwards". What? What did that mean? To jump? I jumped up.
"No no Mr. Puggles. It means to sit." I made a face. Seriously Vanessa? Seriously? Do I LOOK like I wanna sit? Good. Cause I'm not. I ran off without the cookie. Whatever. I'll just steal one eventually... Some how.

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Later on, I sat on the couch. Nothing interesting had happened. I looked to my left, then to my right. Life was so boring here. I wanted to go out for walks! Or hikes! Even to ride in a car! But none of that happened. Only once actually, when they first brought me home. But that didn't count. At least to me, I guess. I heard Vanessa giggling.
"Stop! Stop stop stop!!" She laughed, and started walking backwards into the room. The boy was tickling her. I ran up to him and barked. Vanessa stopped laughing, and the boy stopped smiling.
"Mr. Puggles! He won't kill me!" Vanessa laughed after a while and picked me up. The boy pet me and smiled.
"Maybe not now." He hummed.
Still smiling, Vanessa slapped his arm. "Ass." She said.
"But you still love me." The boy kissed her. Vanessa stepped back a little, then kisses him back.
EW. And I was right in the center of it as well. Awkward...
I pushed myself out of Vanessa's grip, and they went deeper in the kiss. The boy held her closer, and Vanessa's cheeks burned pink. She wrapped her arms around her neck, and started playing with his hair. Ok, that sounds weird. The boy sounded like a 9 year old. Ok, Im going to say "the guy" now..
The guy started playing around with Vanessa's super long hair. Vanessa wasn't very tall, but wasn't very short either. She was probably about the average height. I guess. Depends how old she is. Probably 19 or 20. She definitely did not look like she was in school. Neither did the guy. His voice was low, but nice. Like, soothing almost. I watched the guys hands slip down to Vanessa's butt. She leaned forward, more into him. Well, it was most certainly more awkward now. He walked towards the couch, with Vanessa following. They were still kissing. He fell back, as Vanessa did too. She traced his chest with her hands, and he continued rubbing her butt. I walked out of the room. No thanks, I don't want to see anymore. I walked around the house and looked at pictures. Huh. They had a lot of pictures! I heard murmuring back from the room Vanessa and the guy were in.
"No no no.." I heard Vanessa murmur. She sounded desperate, but unsure.
"Yes babe, please.. I only want to do it if you want to..." The guy replied.
"Nathan..." I heard Vanessa murmur.
"Only if you want to.." He repeated. Ok, so I guess his name is Nathan.
"But Im still on my period.."
"We could deal with that later.." He said.
"..fine." I heard Vanessa say.
"You'll do it?"
"I guess. But then your going to be the one cleaning up the blood." I heard a smile or smirk in Vanessa's voice.
"Ok, I'll do it." Nathan said. I heard a belt coming off, then noises of fabric.
Well.. Goodbye world!! I thought to myself. I backed up, and heard other noises. BARKING.
I immediately turned around and saw a television. Glowing. With a pug on it. A PUG! It was the Pug Show!! I immediately jumped on the couch an got comfortable. I'll let Nathan and Vanessa do whatever they were doing in peace. I saw tiny little baby pugs on the screen. I wonder if I look like one of those.. Or LOOKED like..