The Beginning of Mr. Puggles

Chapter 4- Mr. Puggles and the Birthday

I walked away from the TV, starting to get bored. The same shows were repeating over and over again, and it was kinda getting annoying.
I went back to the living room, and saw Vanessa and Nathan still making out.
"I hope you enjoyed your birthday." He murmured against her lips.
"I did.." Vanessa had such a sweet voice. Im really starting to wonder her age.
"Im glad." He said.
"Anyways, being 23 is fun." Vanessa said.
"I like being older than you. 3 years older."
"Your still an ass..." Vanessa pouted.
"Im glad to be called that nickname." Nathan replied.
"You better be glad. Im calling you that for the rest of your life..." Vanessa deadpanned.
I felt a smile go on my face. Im not sure why, but it did. They were really cute together. And I liked their attitudes haha.

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Vanessa climbed off the couch, and put on her clothes. Nathan did the same. Then, Vanessa sat on Nathan's stomach, leaning her head back and closing her eyes.
"I'm tired.." She murmured.
"But you never opened my gifts.." Nathan complained. Vanessa opened her eyes.
"Yes. The wedding proposal. The cake.."
"That wasnt all, are you kidding? I could propose to you any day!"Nathan said.
"Oh.."
Nathan sat up and Vanessa changed her position. He walked into their room. Of course, being me, I followed. He opened a door, and stood on his tippy toes, bringing out a rectangular shaped box, that was wrapped in cute wrapping paper. He brought out a miniature rectangular box with the same wrapping paper, and then a cube shaped box. It was also wrapped in the same wrapping paper. Then he took out a pink envelope with "Vanessa" written on it, with super pretty handwriting! It was neat too!
Nathan piled up the gifts, then varied them out to the living room. I followed, and sat on another couch watching Vanessa. Her eyebrows raised, as if she was surprised. If Nathan gave her this much gifts for her birthday..then I get a lot of gifts too! Right? Right right right right? Nathan walked over and sat down next to her, placing the gifts on his lap. He handed over the pink envelope. Before she could open it, I plunged to the other seat next to Vanessa and watched her open the envelope. She was taking so long.. And I was so impatient...

I felt bad, but I grabbed the envelope and ran away with it.
"Mr. Puggles!" Nathan yelled. I heard Vanessa gasp. I heard the gifts being placed on the floor. I saw Nathan run into the room, trying to grab me. I got trapped in a corner, and tried backing up. Come on, stupid wall! Move or something! Nathan grabbed the envelope. Well, Im interested and she opens envelopes so slow! I tried taking the envelope back, but failed. Nathan stood back up again, and walked back to the living room. Darn it!
I followed back, but this time Nathan put a large bag on top of the spot where I was watching Vanessa. Well, guess I couldn't do that now. I whimpered a little, but after a while, I got bored. I trudged over to the other couch and lay down on that.
Nathan handed the envelope to Vanessa. She opened it up quicker, then read the card. A smiled appeared on her face, and she hugged Nathan. He handed her the large rectangular box. She tore off the wrapper, and removed the box. It was some type of stuff for females, that's all I know.
"Whoa...cool!" Vanessa said. I looked at the label a bit more.
It had shampoo, conditioner, deodorant, body wash, a 'poofie', body lotion, perfume, hair curlers, and two towels. One big one to wrap around her body and a small one for her hair. The shampoo, conditioner, deodorant, body wash, body lotion, and perfume were flavored "Fruity Summerberry". I saw a smirk on Nathan's face. Apparently Vanessa did too.
"What? Why are you smirking? Did you poison everything?" She frowned.
"No, but you may want to poison me after your next gift." Nathan replied. I heard Vanessa mutter an "oh god" under her breath. She placed her "Womanly Materials" or whatever you would call the things she got in one on the floor, then placed the envelope on top.
Nathan gave her another gift, the other rectangular shaped box, and waited for her reaction. Vanessa tore off the wrapping paper and opened the box up, gasping.
"You ass!!" She shrieked, but she started laughing hysterically. She playfully slapped his arm, and Nathan started laughing too. I tried peeking inside, but failed.
"Really?! Bras..and THONGS?!" Vanessa shook her head, but you could tell she would probably keep them. And not because Nathan bought them. She held up a bra to see it better. Whoa.. It was kinda big, Jeez. It was plain white. She held up another one that was in a two pack, more fancier. One of them were light pink, the other was teal. She then held up a four pack of strapless bras. One was lavender, another was red, another one bash, and the last one black. She also held up a three pack Lacey bras. One was black, one was yellow, and the last one was a light blue. Finally, she held out another four pack bras. They had one strap, going to the shoulder to the chest. Lots of sequins, might I add. One was black, one was red, one was dark pink, and the last one was seafoam. Vanessa's face was pink with embarrassment.
"Don't worry, it gets better." Nathan murmured evilly. Obviously Vanessa was going to blush a lot harder. Vanessa put the bras neatly in a pile, and took out the thongs.
"Ass," I heard her squeak. Then she started taking out thongs. It was not at all even: 2 normal thongs, 10 thin Lacey thongs, and 2 thick Lacey thongs. The normal thongs were white and black. The thin Lacey thongs were real, light pink, lavender, red, bash, black, yellow, light blue, dark pink, and seafoam. The thick lacey thongs were red and black. By the end of the thongs and bras, Vanessa was literately a tomato.
"Oh my god.." She kept murmuring, and eventually started hyperventilating.
"I know, your excited. No need to thank me." Nathan said sarcastically and threw his hands up.
"Ass ass ass ass ass.." Vanessa kept muttering over and over again so she could get her mind together.
"You still didn't open the last gift." Nathan said.
"Is it perverted?" Vanessa asked.
"No Babe, its probably the only normal one." Nathan replied.
"The first thing was normal..." Vanessa said as Nathan gave her the last gift.
"Yes, I suppose." Nathan said. Vanessa opened the box up and held up a small necklace.
"Pretty.." I heard her murmur under her breath. It was a silver heart on a chain. On the heart was carved a heart. The chain was actually quite long. When Vanessa put it on, it went into her shirt and stopped midway into her breasts. She blushed.
"This isn't..isn't normal.." She breathed.
"Whoops.. Didn't think It'd be that long.." I heard Nathan murmur. I stood up and shook, still watching them. Nathan went closer to her and murmured: "I hope you liked your gifts."
Vanessa blushed harder and murmured back: "Pervert. Im going to bed."
"Ok, I'll put your stuff high on the fridge so Mr. Puggles doesn't take them." Nathan said as he got up. Vanessa got up, whistled for me, and walked into the room. I walked into the room and sat on the bed, watching her. Nathan slowly walked in. I did nothing though. I was curious about Vanessa's reactions. I looked at Vanessa, who had her pajamas laid out on the counter. She stripped off her shirt and pants, putting them in a close pile. Nathan snuck into the room and grabbed her chest with a wild smile on his face.
"P-pervert !!" Vanessa screeched. You couldn't even see the heart pendant, it was really in between her chest.
Nathan picked her up.
"And now you shall sleep with me." He hummed as he removed his shirt and pants. He carried Vanessa to the bed and tucked her in. I heard Vanessa say: "I really hate you sometimes.."
Nathan placed her on top of him, and rubbed her butt. I could see through the covers. Vanessa's face was still bright pink. She rubbed her hands over his chest. Nathan planted a kiss on her nose, then gnawed at her nose for pretty much two minutes, then stopped. Her chest rested on his. The bra she was currently wearing was black with two dollar signs on where her boobs were. You could tell she was quite embarrassed to be seen wearing these. Her underwear were pretty much the same. Where her groin was located had a dollar sign on it, and where her thighs met, which formed two butt-cheeks, (or whatever you silly humans call it), was two dollar signs. I saw Nathan pinching her ass every once in a while, but I just watched. Well, that doesn't sound weird. Not at all..