Bella's POV
When I got to Edward and my meadow I was confused
Where the heck is Edward?-I said to myself through my mind
Suddenly Edward appeared right in front of me
"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? I LOVED YOU ISABELLA!" He screamed at me. I flinched away from him, his voice was like Keith Lemons...cut right through me.
"Edward Darling, I cant help that im mated to Jasper" I cood to him...like a child.
"YOU PRACTICALLY CHEATED ON ME YOU WHORE !" He screamed once again.
"...hello? Virgin Mary I have your son here...yes he doesn't have the balls...yeah okay! ...Edward your mum says you have to grow a dick and GET A GRIP!" I pretended to hold a phone up to my ear.
"you...you silly girl!" he stamped his foot...seriously? Wow.
"What eva...were ova virgin! You can go away now with the other virgins like mike newton, im away to play CTOR!" I Skipped away from the meadow and to my human old house...
On the way to my old human house I pulled my phone out and phoned home;
"Yello! Cullen Pizza place can I help you?" Emmett's childish voice rang through the phone.
"I'm heading over to Charlie's right now...everyone come over in a hour ok?" I laughed as I ran.
"where'd Eddie-pants?" Emmett laughed down the phone.
"the virgin mary's son is currently moping after being whipped by a woman" I giggled
"ciao sis!"
"Bye Emmy!"
And I hung up.
I arrived at Charlie's 2 minutes later and I knocked on the door, Charlie's scent seeping out like water.
Charlie answered looking rough, bed head, and dirty clothes.
"Bells? Why are you here?" he mumbled sleepily. It was 8 PM.
"Can I stay the night daddy? Please just one last night?" I pouted.
"of-of course B-Bells...come in! Hungry?" he stepped aside and I entered.
The house was a MESS! M-E-S-S! pizza boxes, Chinese tubs and chip shop wrappers everywhere. I looked at dads stomach. Yeah he's gotten fatter.
"Nah im good Ch-Dad...think ill get some sleep. I gad a huge dinenr with Esme" I fake yawned.
"think I'll hit the sack too...Night Honey" and he went upstairs and to bed.
I ran up stairs and face planted my bed, ignoring the other vampires in the room.
"lets get this party started OH YEAH!" Emmett sang.
