*GERARD'S POV*
I'm really bored. I'm gonna cut my balls off and eat them. I pull my pants down (with my underwear) and lift my big floppy dick. I take a knife and slash my testicles off. Blood and semen flies everywhere. I hold my bloody balls up to my face. The area where they used to be hurts bad. I take a bandage and wrap it around my waist and under my dick so I don't bleed out. I go to the kitchen with my balls in my hand and turn on the stove.
"Frank, come here! I'm making something to eat, do you want some?"
Frank comes down the stairs and looks at me funny.
"What is... That? Why aren't you wearing any pants? Why is there a bandage under your dick? Why are you holding bloody testicles and a knife? Gerard. Did you... Cut off your balls?"
I look at him with a smile as I grab a pan to put my balls into.
"Yes, yes I did. Do you want to eat them with me?"
Frank looks incredibly disturbed. He shakes his head "no" quickly and nervously. I turn on the stove and put some peanut oil in it. I decide to shave my hairy balls before I cook them. Once I finish shaving them, I go back to the stove to see Frank sitting on the floor crying like an idiot.
"What's wrong, Frank?"
"You! You're gonna die!"
I shrugged it off. Who cares if I die? I put my big balls into the pan. The sizzle for a bit and I take a spatula and flip them over. They're brown now on that side. After a minute, I flip them over again. I repeat this process 3 times. I take them out of the pan and put them on a plate. I sprinkle some salt on them and offer some of it to Frank.
"Are you SURE you don't want to eat my balls?"
Frank says, "Yes!" with a loud sob.
"Suit yourself!"
I take a knife and slice them in half. I use my fork to eat it. I take a big bite out of my balls. I can taste it. It's great! I eat the rest of it quickly.
"Gerard! You need new bandages! You're bleeding out!"
I look down to see blood dripping from my bandages. I quickly grab some new ones and wrap it around under my dick tightly 5 times. I won't bleed out.
At least not externally.
I begin to feel dizzy and I black out. A slightly familiar voice calls out to someone named Gerard.
"Gerard! Oh no! I should've payed more attention to you! Why'd you do that?" the voice screams.
