Oh boy Sans is gonna be proud...
1) Ay, I'm patelling you it's going tibia ok!
2) Why did the skeleton put a stake on his head? Because he was putting some meat on his bones!
3) Hey, I'm not feeling so good, I think I've got a Femur
4) Hey I gotta bone to pick with you
5) Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he doesn't have any guts!
6) Some people say I look like Pelvis Presley
7) Bone appétit
8) The teacher was looking much more sternum than yesterday
9) Hey, looks like someone's been skulling all day!
10) Socket to me!
11) Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they don't have organs!
12) Where did all those bite marks come from on your shoulder? Count Scapula
13) When does a Skeleton laugh? When something tickles his funny bone.
14) What did the skeleton say when his brother lied to him? You can't fool me, I can see right through you!
15) I guess I won't be posting any of these skullnumbing bone puns tomarrow
Ay lmao I hope you like my Rib Tickling puns, and I should be posting more puns tomorrow or the day after, if not then I should post one before Christmas comes around! Thank you for taking the time to read through 15 humerus puns and see you soon! (Btw if you would like to see one of your puns in this book, comment below and I will try to incorporate them into a up coming chapter!)
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HumorHehehehehehe, welcome to my book of puns and punny jokes! You can submit some of your own puns below and I might just incorporate them into this book, anyway all puns are totally intended, and enjoy!
