Life Changes

Chapter 4

Yolo, it's me. I'm Luke. I also go by "Lukey", "Lukebear" and "Lukeybear". Honestly I don't know how I got "Lukebear" or "Lukeybear". I know how I got "Lukey"...and how, well, everyone started calling me that. Before you ask, I'll tell you: Annalissa. She used to like me, and she would call me "Lukey". She thought I liked it but probably only because of the stupid mistake I made... She kept asking me to go out with her last year and I kept saying no but then my buddy Ashton told me to just take her out for lunch once to get her to leave me the fuck alone so I did and she was super happy and everything, and well we were talking while our food was being cooked she called me "Lukey" and I laughed. That was probably the absolute worst thing that I could have done, because of what I did she started calling me that around everyone and I mean everyone: Her friends, my friends, kids at school, teachers, her parents, my mom, total strangers. I think the worst from those were her friends and my mom mostly because the majority of her friends started calling me that too after it became aware in her group that me and her were together -which we definitely were not seeing how I still couldn't stand her- in her mind so then we were a couple in real life. So then instead of just having one Annalissa calling me that horrible nickname I had like 15 of them -Annalissa, Leila, Caitlyn, Rose, Ella, Sadie, Morgan, Lilia, Rach, Bella, Karrie, Sasha, Jamie, Callie and Becca- oh and then there was my mom. I came home one day and told her about it and then she started pretending to be one of Annalissa's Barbie Dolls. I mean, the first couple minutes were funny seeing my mom act like a 16 year old spoiled bitch, but then after a while it wasn't funny anymore and I told her to stop but her being my mom she didn't, and well now I really only have two Annalissa's: herself, and my mom.