The End of Me: (Fairy Tail Fem!Natsu Fanfic)

Chapter 26.5: Extras

~~~fuck curiousity~~~

Natsu's pov

"I've been wondering." Zeref uttered out of the blue as he was talking with Master. "How was Natsu like whi-"

"Destructive." Makarov said immediatly. Eh?! I wasn't that destructive. "Oh! I remembered something that would delight you~..."

And thus a crystal appeared in the air as I blink so did the others. I wonder what's that, seems like a clairvoyance magic. According to their topic earlier they might talk about my past, my experiences in Fairy Tail and other things. That's likely expected.

My jaws fell. I was 11 years old in the crystal ball.

Natsu: Makao what does fuck mean?

Makao: *spits his bear* what the fu- *cough* sweetheart, that's a bad word.

Natsu: i know it's bad word, but what does it mean?

Makao: it's... Umm... Ah... Grown up things...

Natsu: igneel said I had grown up.

Makao: not until your 16, or 18...

Natsu: but I wanna know!!!

Makao: I CAN'T TELL YOU!"

Natsu: but I really wanna know~!

Makao: it defines... How to make a 'human', in a bed, at night, after a wedding.

Natsu: i still don't get it!

"Don't say it please!" I was already blushing mad knowing where this will go. This will be very awkward now T.T.

Makao: umm... It's what a guy and a girl does...

"What the hell is wrong with you?!" Gray questioned as my face was still burning cherry red. Just don't listen.

Natsu: so i and Gray will 'fuck' in a bed someday?

*silence*

"BWAHAHAHA!" That's not funny!

Now I can't look at the guy beside me.

"Did you really say that!?!"

"I WAS 11 YEARS OLD!" I yelled face still burning red as I glared at him. His face later turned red as he covered his face with his handthen I saw a droplet of blood my face is now burning hot.

"PERVERT!" I punch him.

"I'M SORRY OKAY I'M A GUY TO!" he defended.

"HOW COULD YOU FANTASIZE SOMETHING LIKE THAT!"

"OH FUCK YOU'RE PROBABLY THINKING OF THE SAME THING!'

"HELL I AM NOT!"

"Then how did you know what I was thinking?!"

"Your nose was frigging bleeding!"

"So are theirs!" He pointed at the right place.

"UGH! STUPID CURIOUSITY!"

~~~Wedding~~

"Good morning, dear Princess Reina " By the greetings I woke up, Brandish crossing her legs. Or maybe it's Biska, my eyes are quite blurry you see. I rub my eyes, there's a glove on my hand... A white one. Wait..

"EH?!" I quickly stood up realizing I in a white gown. My face burned red as images of me getting married here.

"Come your groom is waiting!" Gro-groom?! I have a frigging groom?!

"What the fuck?!" Who the hell is it?! What if it's Ichiya?!

"What a lovely perfume~." My face grew pale just thinking about it. This can't be happening... Or Rin. Oh please not Rin!

"Whaaaaa!" I was literally screeching, screaming and squirming. They were just dragging me, and I hate wearing gowns! Then Brandish dragged me into one of the biggest cathedral in Fiore, with Alvarez's flag.

My jaws fell seeing Gray as Brandish push me. "WAIT A MINUTE, WHY ARE THINGS GOING TOO FAST!!!"

"Na-Natsu?!"

"What the fuck, I'm getting married to you?!"

"Did you set this all up?!"

"Set this up!? With you of all people?! No way!"

"Do you, Reina y Alvarez take Gray fullbuster as your lawfully beloved husband?" Oh right, the Emperor is the celebrant of a Royal wedding in Alvarez. Wait... ZEREF?!? What the fuck!?

Silence...

"Well silence means yes!"

"YOU'RE BEING UNREASONABLE!!!" That was me and Gray.

And do you Gray fullbuster take Reina as your lawfully beloved wife?"

Another silence.

"I'll take that as a yes~."

"ZEREF!"

"You may now- HAPPY APRIL'S FOOLS DAY!"

I fainted.

"Natsu!!!"

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And that was all of it ! I hope it was funny XD cuz I usually suck at humour... Well till next chapter! :)