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Random #13

Dear board of education,

So are we.

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This girl said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

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I went to my doctor and said, "I feel like a pair of curtains". He said to me, "Pull yourself together".

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I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

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How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It's not hard.

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Minsan marinig mo lang boses nya, okay ka na.

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A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.

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looking to the future and all i see is you.

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i want to be craved by you a thousand kisses deep.

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i need my daily dose of happiness. i need my daily dose of you.

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i just really fucking miss you and it's driving me insane.

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bite marks are love notes written in flesh.

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you are the person i'll never stop looking for in a crowded place.

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i love your sense of humor.

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i love how complete you make me feel.

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i love the way you look at me.

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i like you too much to call it a crush, but it's not enough to call it love.

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saying "my girl" is probably the cutest fucking thing

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Try mo rin akong i-appreciate minsan

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Gusto ko ng fries, pizza tsaka ice cream. Pero mas gusto kita.