Chapter: Internet
So 90% of my life involves the internet. I’m not proud of it, but I admit, that I’m an addict. I can’t live without Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. If I won’t have any access from any of these sites for 24 hours or more, I will go all crazy. In my active participation in the Internet world, it is no doubt that I will get a fail.
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Story #1:
I have this habit of accepting friend requests on Facebook. So much so, I ended up adding this girl we shall name “Chocolate”. When Chocolate started chatting with me on Facebook, she was all fine. We would talk about how our day went, what interests her, topics that you and your new friend would talk about. One day, she wanted to video chat. At first I was a bit skeptical about it, saying that I wasn’t comfortable with showing my face just yet, and that she would be comfortable with just seeing my pictures, but she kept pushing it.
One day I finally gave up and decided to accept. When I opened the video chat, I saw her about to finger her… her female private part. Although it interested me greatly, I wanted nothing to do with it. I just said that we couldn’t private chat because my computer is in the living room and that people would see. So for the next few days, she kept bugging me about video chatting. One day I got sick of it, so I told her that I liked dick, and blocked the hell out of her.
The next few days she started adding my male friends and kept telling them that I was her boyfriend.
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Story #2:
I once watched Shane Dawson do a reaction video to ‘2 girls 1 cup’. I was immediately curious as to what 2G1C was, so I looked it up and found a website where I can view it. I was so traumatized after watching it. I wanted to puke, and eat it again (LOL).
The next 2 years later, I was talking to my friends and somehow our conversation was steered into internet videos. I told them about 2G1C and they became curious. I searched for the same website, and played the video. It was so disgusting. I don’t know what came over me when I told them about it. I forgot what it felt like to watch that video. Suddenly, I almost wanted to vomit. Luckily thought I didn’t.
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Story #3:
There was this post on Facebook that if you would type your password on the comments, it would immediately censor it. I was intrigued by this as many people’s comments were being censored. I started typing my password and commented. I then received a comment saying that I wasn’t supposed to do that. It was all a joke. I quickly went to settings and changed my password. I went back and commented that I was only joking and that was not my password.
After a while I received a comment saying that Facebook said that the password I commented was my password, but I changed it recently. They all found out how gullible I was.
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Extra Short Story #1:
Virtual Villagers was a past time obsession. I just loved the feeling of controlling a village and making them do whatever I wanted.
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Extra Short Story #2:
Dating Sim games were the only games I played when I was young.
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Extra Short Story #3:
My first password was 123456.
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How To Do It... The WRONG Way!
No FicciónIn my 17 years of living, I've been in some pretty weird, awkward, and bad situations. To celebrate my 17th birthday, I've compiled all of my stories into one book. Enjoy! I give you a guide on how to do things the WRONG way! Follow with caution.