Spider man and killjoys

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CHAT LOGS OF WALDO AND DR

Waldo:

What if spiderman shot spiders from his hands, and not web?

i'm pretty sure no one would ever commit cromes again...

*crimes

DR:

that would be awesome!!!

Waldo:

Ikr

DR:

i'd commit a crime just to see that happen....

Waldo:

Away my minions! Make those villains regret the day they set out to offend my city!

Why?

You would be covered in spiders...

DR:

spiders a cute and squishy

*are

Waldo:

I know, but not when your covered in them, and they're biting the life out of you...

DR:

awwww poor spiders... they have to live like that... what i wanna know is where the spiders would come from.... O_o

Waldo:

They would live inside eggs that flow through his veins, then they could bite their way through and into your skin, crawl under it, and proceed to feed on your insides... you know, when he shot the eggs at you

DR:

wow..... thats a little creepy waldo.

Waldo:

I know... Ugh, it's pouring at my house

I wish i still had a rain coat BTW

i'm remaking my killjoy name

DR:

really? i just finished your paper lol what is it?

Waldo:

Idk what my new one is going to be yet

I'm thinking about what it will be

DR:

hmmmmm

Waldo:

i want it to be Candy- *something*

DR:

van?

Waldo

...

candy skull? candy bullet? Candy toxin? Candy baron? Candy Wammy?

DR

candy dagger!

Waldo:

Candy shoop

But your already plasma dagger

DR:

oh yeah...

Waldo:

Sugar skull

sugarskull is my killjoy name

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