I have an Internet daughter
Who I am so grateful for
I can't wait till I have my actual one
That I can scare the monsters from her bed and closet
One that I can tuck into bed and kiss her forehead and tell her goodnight
One that will wake me up on Christmas morning
One that I WILL KICK ANY BOYS ASS FOR
But until then she will be just fine
Now all I need is my king or queen
