Zoey Diaries

dear diary

Hey guys first upload... so this was an intro to the story...my story is not your average story there are many more things in store.. I will be uploading everyday unless busy...
Hope u enjoy

OK,so just looking at me u can tell I'm just an ordinary person right? Of course the average person would think that... but there u r wrong... I'm a normal person unlike my family... I have two brothers and a sister.... Brad my brother happens to be the smooth cool mocho man... or that's what everyone thinks... he's not.. I guarantee... he's a big doosh bag.. he likes watching Ben ten and cooks for his girlfriend... she is so sweet and I have no idea how he managed to lock her heart... I'm still trying to investigate... then u have my younger brother, Jake who whines and torments the living fart out of me along with gabby my 12 year old sister just entering seventh grade.. and if u think it doesn't get worse it does... my mom... a weirdo who is a great cook but unlike her great cookies and pies she's the most embarrassing parent ever... she still has an obsession with Elvis Presley and has all his records in a box she calls her " elvispiration" . My dad is basically the same but less embarassing .. he s an architect who loves strawberry ice cream and always fawns over doctor doves moon everything from glasses to radios.. The at s all for now... my mom just called me to my mom and dad and are going to a Elvis costume party and while Brad is out with Jane,  his girlfriend I have to babysit.. which is totally unfair.. I mean I'm 16 and I'm still a child what am doing looking after two ore children.... now Jake is peeking in my diary and trying to pronounce words... later before he gets any ideas..  bye...

So didya like it?? I hope so... chicken!!!! I think I'm like zoey...  always........  Idk ull find out in the rest of the story... bye.. chicken... I like that word very creative...