SHONDELL: The Girl With A Knife In Her Throat

Chapter 3 - Eavesdropping

"Umm, Officer Washington, can you do a favor for me?"

"What is it, Dean?"

"Would you mind calling Chanel Oberlin?"

"Who is Chanel?"

"The leader of Kappa Kappa Tau. That b**ch has been haunting my life."

Shondell took the dean's telephone and called the KKT Headquarters at the campus. The phone was ringing.

"Hello. Kappa on the line, who is this?"

"This is Officer Washington. Is this Chanel Uberlane?"

"No. This is Chanel #3."

"How many Chanel Uberlane does this school have?"

" Only five. One died, so there's just four of us."

"Sweet. Where is she then?"

"She's still not awake."

"Can you wake her? Dean Munsch will be expecting to see her in the office."

"Okay, cool. I'll tell her Mr. Washington."

"Mrs. Washington. I mean Ms."

"Where is she?" the dean asked.

"Shandell #3 said that Uberlane was still sleepin'!"

"O-berlin. Chanel Oberlin."

"Yeah, whatever. Ma'am, can I have a coffee with my bestie outside?"

"Who told you not to go out?"

Shondell left the room and met with Denise Hemphill at The Grind, a coffee shop.

"Hey, Shondell! How was the dean."

"Still a b***ch."

"Aww, no sweat, sweetheart. Hey, let's order first."

They went to the counter and met a barista, Pete Martinez.

"Welcome to The Grind."

"Thanks." Denise smiled. "Can we have a Pumpkin Spice Lattes with foam, 2 shots, at 100°?"

"Okay."

"Come Shondell, let's sit."

They sat at a table near the window.

"So Denise, where did SES assigned you?"

"I do not know. They never assigned me at a particular part of this university. Too bad. But when I got here, I met the most hot guy I have ever seen."

"So, who is he? Whats the name?"

"Chad Radwell."

"Whoa. The famous guy?"

"U-hu, baby. We're like the sun shining in the sky!"

"I'm so happy for you. Is he your boyfriend?"

At the middle of their conversation, Dean Munsch interrupted and wants Shondell to be back at her office.

"I am so sorry, Denise! Catch up with ya later!"

"Bye!"

At the office, Dean Munsch instructed her to get some Playboy magazine, a bottle of apple cider, and a condom.

"Whoa, hold on. What's the condom for?"

"I'm hooking up with somebody."

"You are the most whorest whore in the whore world!"

"Shut up and do the favor!"

"Okay, okay."

Shondell went outside the campus and bought the stuff. She went to a nearest store and bought the things Dean Munsch asked. When she got back to the dean's office, she heard a terrible screech!

"Dean Munsch? What happened?"

The muffled screech sounded "Chad, oh Chad!"

A man replied "I know! I'm a Radwell."

Shondell figured out a name. "Oh my! Chad Radwell, making out with the whore dean! I'm not surprised. Gotta tell Denise about this!"

Shondell ran out the office and went back to Denise at The Grind.