SHONDELL: The Girl With A Knife In Her Throat

Chapter 5 - Day-off

Shondell laughed all alone at the bench.

"Shondell, what are you doing here? Are you crazy?" the dean asked.

"Why are you here?"

"I've come to say that, you're fired."

"What? No! No, please! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to..."

"Haha, just kidding. It's your free time."

"Like, a day-off?"

"Of course."

"Yaaay! Woo-hoo! Thanks, whore! I mean Dean Cathy!"

"Oh, hey and while you're at it, buy me some things. I need 3 bottles of apple cider and...."

"I thought today was a day-off?"

"A day-off with extra chores! Isn't it fun?"

"No. Not at all."

"Naah, It could be fun! You know what? I'll go with you."

"Okay, fine. As long as you pay my wage."

The two ladies went to a store. Shondell acted as Dean Munsch's maid, as she instructed.

"Officer Washington, please get some chips. I'll be getting those apple ciders."

"What chips? I thought you're eating healthy?"

"No. Why are you worried about my health?"

"Okay, okay, old hag. I'll get those!"

On her way to the seventh stall, she saw Hester talking with a guy.

"Oh, hi Hester! Who is he?"

"He's Boone. He's gay, and not associated with me at all. We we're just having a conversation about pregnancy tests and tampons."

"Oh, why the topic?"

"W-why did we talk about that? Be-because he wants to use them too. Okay, bye!"

Hester and Boone ran outside the store quickly. Shondell grabbed some air-filled packs of chips and ended up meeting Jennifer.

"Hi gal!" Shondell greeted her. Jennifer took a glance but didn't make any sound.

"Why buy candles?"

Jennifer stood up and smiled. "I'm a candle vlogger!"

"What's that? Blugging about candles?"

"Vlogging. You wouldn't understand because you're old." Jennifer grabbed some candles and left.

"I told you to get some chips." Dean Munsch shouted.

"They're right here with me, Ma'am."

"Good. Now, punch them and go! I want you to clean my office."

"Wait, what?"

"Oh, just a few hour. My office needed a touch of cleanliness from a hand of a cop."

"You know cops don't clean."

"No. But you can! So get moving!"

After purchasing Dean Munsch's knick-knacks, Shondell went to her office and wore a apron. She grabbed a feather duster an cleaned for three minutes. After that, she left the room and sat on a lonely bench. As she sang her favorite song, Dean Munsch went to tell her that she will no longer be working for her anymore.

"Oh! That's a relief! Thank you so much! And... where will I be assigned?"

"Best Buy parking lot!"