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*The Phantom Menace*
A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far far away!
There once was a boy, slave
Destined to save space
He wins a big Pod Race
And hits on the queen (Padmè's a cougar)
Qui gets killed by Darth Maul who then gets chopped in half
Obi-Wan must train the one from Tatooine!
*Attack of the Clones*
It's the Clone age
Sand People rampage
Mommy got flayed, strayed
Ani's bae is Padmè
*Revenge of the Sith*
Anakin you are breaking my heart
Order is made
Jedi are slain
Kill all the baby tiny Younglings
Long live the Clones
Sid takes the throne
Burn Ani, and turn him into a robo.
*A New Hope (Star Wars)
Leia hides plans,
Vader chokes a man.
Alderaan's gone, and Han shoots first.
You're my only hopie, Obi-Wan
Look! A small moon!
That's a space ship!
Worshipfulness, walking carpet,
Princess better pay out.
Use the Force Luke, close your eyes and shoot.
*The Empire Strikes Back*
Lando betrays Han and friends in the sky.
Skywalker flies
Do or don't, there's no try. (Try the Dark Side!)
No! No, no! No!
Luke, I'm your daddykins (What?!)
Your mom was kissing Anakin (ew!)
Han's frozen
I love you
(I know.)
*Return of the Jedi*
It's father, son and daughter...
A dynasty united at last!
The galaxy is free from evil
Thanks to the goodness in Darth,
From the past...
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Star Wars Song Parodies!
DiversosJust some parodies I found, and some I made up! Enjoy!
