“Wow! We look like the holy trinity of dodgy porno outfits!” Nadine laughingly exclaims as Cheryl finally presents herself to them.
“Nadine, you swore I didn't look trashy!” Kim shifts from foot to foot nervously.
“Yeah and you don't look at all trashy, when I say porno I, of course, mean an extremely stylish and upmarket all-girl fcukflick” the Irish girl grins.
“You both look superhot” she adds, “if I'd not done it already I'd be gagging to fcuk you both”.
“Your language is getting worse by the day young lady, I blame this one” Kimberley teases, motioning towards a school uniform clad Cheryl.
“Hmm...well Nurse Walsh I can be much more naughty than that if I want to” the Geordie replies, grabbing her prop ruler and smacking Kim on the bum with it.
Kim retaliates with the plastic syringe and it's not long until the two lovers are rolling around on the bed playfighting, much to Nadine's delight as Cheryl's short pleated skirt, over the knee socks and white panties aren't leaving much to the imagination.
“Oooh Nurse Kimba...I love it when you're forceful!” the Geordie exclaims joyfully as Kim ends the fight by grabbing her girlfriend's tie with one hand and her bunches with the other, pulling her in for a passionate kiss.
Nadine stays rooted to the spot enjoying the show her best friend's are putting on until there's a ring of the doorbell indicating that the first of their guests have arrived.
“I'll get it”, the Irish girl reluctantly moves off downstairs leaving Cheryl and Kim to straighten their costumes up.
“Hardcore Harding has arrived, show me where the party's at my lovely little lezza!” Sarah bellows, enfolding Nadine in a giant hug.
“Sorry, she already had a few drinks before we left home” Sarah's boyfriend Tommy smiles nervously at the Irish girl.
“Oi! She's not offended and I only had two vodkas, now stop apologising for me or I'll be on the turn too!” the blonde warns jokingly.
“Seriously though babe I couldn't be happier for you, now show me the booze”.
“I love your outfits” Nadine comments as she leads the two pirates into the kitchen, “they're very swish”.
“Hmm...I feel a little overdressed now though, I didn't realise I was coming to a kinky swingers party!” Sarah guffaws as Cheryl and Kim enter the room in their barely-there outfits holding hands.
All three girls can't help blush simultaneously at the comment even though they know Sarah is unaware of their special relationship.
The doorbell rings again breaking a somewhat uncomfortable moment.
“I'll get it this time, you relax and enjoy yourself, it's your party after all” Kim tells the Irish girl before heading for the door.
“Nicola, Charlie” the older girl smiles widely as she lets her bandmate and her boyfriend through the door.
“It seems we've got a bit of a nautical theme going on” Kim adds, taking in the redhead's kooky Disney mermaid meets Vivienne Westwood style.
“You both look incredible, the distressed look suits you” she laughs at Charlie, “let me guess, you're the sailor and Nic's the Siren who's lured you onto the rocks!”.
“You know Nicola too well” Charlie replies, his tattered shirt hanging off him, “and, yeah, I am distressed but it's about the tightness of these bloody leather trousers” he jokes.
“Ewww...too much detail” the Bradfordian grimaces comically as they walk through into the kitchen, “the bathroom's through there and to the right should either of you want to...ahem...adjust yourselves”.
“Thanks Kimba” Nicola grins, shuffling forward in her silvery mermaid tail and taking Nadine in her arms.
“I never thought I'd be saying this, at least not to you” she glances over at Cheryl and Kim who're staring lovestruck into each other's eyes, “but happy coming out!”
The doorbell rings loudly once more.
“Ok there's still quite a few people to come so I'll get something to stop the door open with then we can all relax”.
“Relax! Bugger relaxing, lets party!” shouts Sarah, raising her glass and knocking back her third vodka, “Cheers queers!”.
Cheryl rests at the bottom of the bouncy castle, catching her breath as she watches her girlfriend and her best friend leaping around like demented kangaroos on speed. She notices that she's not the only one moderating her alcohol intake and secretly hopes that Kimberley and Nadine are staying relatively sober for the same reason she is. She definitely didn't want to be so drunk later that she couldn't fully enjoy them in their special outfits.
Drifting off with pleasant thoughts of what the rest of the day might hold Cheryl jumps as a hand lands on her shoulder.
“Sorry, didn't mean to startle you” Nicola smiles down at her, “you alright?”
“Yeah, just daydreaming” the Geordie replies.
“Hmm...I think I can guess what about” the redhead grins, motioning with her head in Kim and Nadine's direction, “looks stunning doesn't she?”
Momentarily unsure who Nicola's referring to there's a short delay before Cheryl's brain kicks into gear.
“Oh...yeah...Kimberley looks beautiful”, the Geordie blushes slightly.
The redhead raises an eyebrow quizically, laughing,
“Yes....your girlfriend...the love of your life...who else'd I be talking about Chezza?”
“No-one of course” Cheryl laughs weakly, “I'm just feeling a bit dopey, must be the drink”
“That's odd, you seem fine to me, oh well as long as you're ok?” Nicola replies.
“Yeah, I'm great” the Geordie smiles widely, mightily relieved that her friend's dropped her line of questioning”.
“I actually came to ask you if you'd seen Sarah anywhere, she disappeared to get me a drink ten minutes ago, I'm worried she might've single-handedly cleared out all your booze!” the redhead jokes.
The Geordie looks around, vaguely noting that Kim and Nadine must've left the bouncey castle by the other entrance when her head was turned.
“Nah I've not seen her in ages, as long as she's not puking in us bushes, if she is she can bloody well clean it up herself”, Cheryl grimaces in disgust.
“I'm sure it'll be ok” soothes Nicola, “but it looks like I'm going to be getting my own drink, you coming?”
“Yeah go on then” Cheryl pulls her shoes on and follows the redhead back into the house.
