Things Need to Change-An Akatsuki Story (ON HOLD RE-WRITE IN PROCESS!)

.......Is this neccesary?

I woke up very warm and i cuddled up to whatever it was.

"Arabara, wake up." Pein called as he opened the door.

"Nooooo....tired."

"Wake up! And Tobi get out of her bed and go back to your room." He said as he sighed and closed the door. Tobi? Again?

"Tobi why are you in my room? And in my bed?" I asked as i got up. It's hard to stay mad at him but he needs to learn.

"Tobi had a nightmare and nobody would let Tobi sleep with them and Tobi went to got and ask Ara-chan but Ara-chan was asleep and so here Tobi is! Tobi didnt have anymore nightmares! Thank you Ara-chan!" Tobi said as he hugged me.

"Huh? Oh yeah, sure." I walked up to my closet and i picked aout a red t shirt and skinny jeans. Hey a girl has to have her skinny jeans doens't she? "Tobi i need you to leave so i can get changed."

"Tobi wont look Ara-chan!" I looked at Tobi and he didnt seem to be lying....

"Fine." I watched Tobi turn his back and i quickly took of my bra and put a new one on and put on the shirt. Then i put on a new pair of underwear and put on my pants.

"Is Ara-chan done now?" Tobi asked. I put on my cloak as i said yes. We walked...well i walked and Tobi skipped to the living room. I sat on the couch next to Hidan, Kisame, Diedara were playing GTA V for the X-box 360. I grabbed a controller and began to play as Hidan killed Deidara.

"Yeah! Take that Bitch!" He said as he tryed to kill Kisame. He didnt even see me behind him as i killed him. "What the fuck you whore! I was about to win!" He yelled at me.

"Why the fuck should i care?" i asked as i killed Diedara. He groaned and logged himself out.

"This is so stupid, un. Im going to go make some more clay."

"see ya." I said as I killed Kisame. He's actually really good at this game so it is pretty hard to kill him. He laughed and then Pein called me and Hidan to his corters. We walked to him and Hidan kept yelling at me....something about Kakuzu and me being complete shitheads....well fuck him too.

"yes Pein-sama?" I asked as i punched Hidan.

"You, Hidan, and Kakuzu need to go get information for your next mission." He handed me a scroll and said "This will tell you were to go, where it is, and what it says. Give this to Kakuzu. I expect you all back within a week and half." We both left and I had to run to Kakuzu's room as Hidan chased me. I closed the door on his face and turned to see Kakuzu changing...I blushed and turned around.

"Im sorry! I didnt mean to barge in but we have a mission and Hidan was trying to kill me. Sorry!" I said as i figited with the scroll.

"Yeah, yeah what are we doing?" He asked as he continued getting dressed.

"We need to get some information from some place. im supposed to give this to you. it says where we're going, how to get there and what we're looking for." I said. I set the scroll on the small shelf that was nearby and walked out. Hidan was still there waiting but i didnt see him and i said.

"Dear Jashin im an idiot."

"You got that right." He said. I jumped was about to yell at him when Kakuzu walked out the door. We left quickly and i hoped that Kakuzu wouldn't say anything about before. We ran for awhile untill Hidan started complaining so we walked instead. "Kakuzu i need to find someone to make my sacrifice to jashin to. Now." he said. He kept whinning about it and Kakuzu ignored him. After awhile i kinda wondered how Hidan made his sacrifices to Jashin.

"So how do you make sacrifices to Jashin, Hidan?" I asked as Kakuzu went to smack him.

"huh? Well first i need a body to sacrifice then i have some prayers to say then im done, bitch." He said.

"I wanna see it." I said. They both looked at me weird but i kept walking. So he needs a body to sacrifice huh? "What kind of body? Female or Male? Or maybe its a child? If you ever kill a kid in front of me ill kill you lets get that strait."

"You cant kill me bitch im-"

"Immortal ya i know. Trust me so am i you dipshit." Kakuzu chuckled as Hidan and i began to spar.

"Hey! Akatsuki your dead!" Some idiot ninja decided to jump at me from behing because "im a women and im sooooo defensless".....HELL NO BITCH.

"Who the fuck do you think i am asshole?! Do I LOOK like a gaddamn pussy to you?!"  I screamed as i began to fight the guy. Hidan was too busy to say anything as he made some circles and it had weird letters on it.

"Bring him over here bitch! And i want him alive, Jashin dammit!"

"Yeah yeah, i hear ya'.Whats got your paties in a twist, limpdick?" I asked.

"There is no way in hell i am a limpdick bitch! Im fuckin-" The ninja ran into Hidan and he stopped to star what ever the hell he was doing. He hd his Scythe out and cut the guy, draining his blood and then he chopped him to peices as he was saying something in a weird language. After i knew the guy was dead but hidan was still chopping him up. Im sitting there thinking,What the hell is wrong with him?! The guy is already dead for fucks sake! Hidan was done after that and was covered in blood from head to toe.When he turned towards me i said,

"Dont even come near me until you have washed all that nastiness from your decaying body you nasty peice of Zombie-Whore shit." I swear even i could see a smile play at Kakuzu's lips as Hidan began to insult me. Well....there's a first time for everything. BUt is it really necesary that i have to work with an idiot? I mean Hidan can be my bitch for all i care because hes a fuckin pussy who cant get laid and never will with that aditude of his......now i feel REALLY sorry for him.(Sorry for saying all that mean stuff about hidan but i find it hilarious!!! >.<)