Special edition : comebacks

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Were you born in the highway because that's where most accidents happen

2

If someone calls you dumb, stupid, crazy ect

Your answer should be : just like your dad because he doesn't know how to use a condom that's how you were born.

BURNNNNN.

3

Boy - you will never find someone like me

Girl - EXACTLY

4

when someone roles their eyes

You say: keep rolling your eyes maybe you'll find a brain in that hole

5

Person you hate : I'm so cute, nice, popular. Ect

You : AAAAACHOOOOOO

person you hate : what??

You : sorry I'm allergic to bullshit

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