1
Were you born in the highway because that's where most accidents happen
2
If someone calls you dumb, stupid, crazy ect
Your answer should be : just like your dad because he doesn't know how to use a condom that's how you were born.
BURNNNNN.
3
Boy - you will never find someone like me
Girl - EXACTLY
4
when someone roles their eyes
You say: keep rolling your eyes maybe you'll find a brain in that hole
5
Person you hate : I'm so cute, nice, popular. Ect
You : AAAAACHOOOOOO
person you hate : what??
You : sorry I'm allergic to bullshit