Why the signs have no social life
Aries:I chose not to...I hate everyone
Taurus:Rather hang with my dog
Gemini:Eating is better than talking!!
Cancer:Because I love my bed
Leo:NETFLIX IS MY SOCIAL LIFE
Virgo:I just don't text back
Libra:Wait what's a social life
Scorpio:Busy with world domination
Sagittarius:Cats are better than people
Capricorn:I would...But I like my couch
Aquarius:Sleep>Socializing
Pisces:BUT TWITTER IS SOCIAL SO HA