The signs when being kidnapped
Aries: " Do you know who I am?"
Taurus:bribes the kidnapper and gets them to take them back home
Gemini:*is a serial killer and makes the kidnapper their victim*
Cancer:"Lmao why do you wanna kidnap me"
Leo:"You just kidnapped me because I'm pretty didn't you"
Virgo:"I hope wherever you're taking me is clean"
Libra:*engages in heated diplomatic argument with the kidnapper*
Scorpio:"If you don't let me go right now, I will punch you in the balls"
Sagittarius:*goes along with it and escapes when they aren't looking*
Capricorn:"This is not okay..."
Aquarius:"You insecure little... You are a low life"
Pisces:*comes up with an elaborate plan including backup and grenades*
