Waiter: Hello, welcome to [name of restaurant]! Would you like a table?
Me: No thanks. I'll eat on the roof.
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At a Restaurant
Waiter: Hello, welcome to [name of restaurant]! Would you like a table?
Me: No thanks. I'll eat on the roof.