Naruto Kittens?!

Chapter Four: Creepy dude.

Ai~


I chuckled as Kisame chomped down on his food, yet he was the only person that isn't finished, everyone looked at him in annoyance.
He was soon finished and we walked out searching for a good shop to go to, after a while they found Primark and said it had bra's on the models and walked in there making myself and Konan shake our heads before going in searching for the boys... Other than Pein, Itachi, Zetsu and Sasori who were still close though Sasori was looking at the models before he turned, "They are plastic" he said, disgusted.
I laughed at him before I ran away from them and ran around screaming that there was a Rapist on the loose, I had eventually been stopped by a security man, "miss, please calm down and tell me what the problem is" he asked me, I chose an expression of fright to take over my features before 'calming' down a little.
"A-a man, He-he has S-silver hair a-and purple e-eyes, h-he tried t-to-to rap-e me.." I stuttered, forcing tears to leak out my eyes, though I was pissing myself on the inside.
His eyes widened, "Okay miss, would you mind staying here for a minute?" He asked, I shook my head and he left.
My face now contorted of a grin as I followed the security officer he soon found Hidan, Just to make this work better he was in the womans section looking for Bra's, trying them on, causing me to giggle though I stiffled it.
The officer brought out his club thing and hit behind his knees, "AH FUCK! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL WAS THAT FOR YOU FUCKING CUNT!?" Hidan screamed causing everyone in the shop to stare at him as he screamed, the officer hand cuffed him as he freaked out, all the Akatsuki came down at the sound of Hidans voice, they got in a stance before looking at Hidan and laughing... Well the ones that tend to show emotion were.
I laughed out loud causing everyone to look over.The security looked at me with wide eyes before looking at Hidan.-----update-----Hidan looked at him with an angry expression, the security man looked at me then back at him before he scrambled to get a key and unlock his handcuffs, Before apologising, he turned around, looking at me.I walked back in to the coat hangers whispering, "I was never here" in a creepy, eery voice before I dissapeared and soon re-appearing behind another set of hangers and walked out only to see the security man pull back the hangers I was in before and made a confused face causing me to laugh at the expression.He turned, "H-How? Huh w-what?" He stuttered confused, I chuckled before I grabbed the clothes the Akatsuki was holding, "These your sizes?" I asked, they nodded and I ran fast to the line as I paid the person and walked away with the bags."What do you wanna do?" I asked bored, they shrugged but we continued to walk before my eyes widened, "TO WATERSTONES!" I shouted, somehow managing to loop my two arms with the other ten akatsuki members, they could stay at my pace easily as we ran through people I laughed at the shocked and angry face of the other shoppers faces as we made our way to my favourite story in the world!We soon made it to the bookstore and I let go of their now bluish arms and ran to the manga, grinning.They soon found me and looked at the books, they saw Naruto and opened it, "COOL TOBI HAS A NEW MASK! UN" Deidara shouted, my eyes widened as I lundged, "NOOOO!" I shouted, trying to pry the book at the sexy transvestite as he grinned reading the lines before I hit his arm causing it to go flying, "TOBI CATCH IT!" I screamed, frantically as in air it changed to a bit with him with Madara(I do not read the manga but I'm updated on the shippuden and I believe tobi is Obito) He caught it, still acting retarded he waved his arms out and it slipped, Kisame grabbed it and looked at it, "TOBI YOU FUCKING IDIOT! YOUR IN IT! " I shouted, I saw the sharingan in his mask widen slightly before I grabbed it quickly and easily causing most Akatsuki members to look at him strangly, he soon acted like a retard, "Here's the book Ai-Chan!" He shouted, though I felt a slight glare at me, I chuckled taking the book and I put it back before picking up a ao no(blue) exorcist and baught it and we left, "What was all that about?(Un)" Half the Akatsuki asked, "It has a uh.. Desurbing moment of tobi..." I lied, a few walking farther away from Tobi with equally desturbed expressions, "TOBI WOULDNT DO THAT! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" He screamed enthusiastically, "good in bed maybe..." Hidan muttered causing Kisame and deidara to laugh.I chuckled before we left and went to the bus stop and waited... In the rain."Pein... Is this your doing? Its fucking cold!" I shouted as I shivered, it was nice and sunny now its freezing with pouring rain, if I was inside I'd be staring out with a dumbstruck expression as I marvled at the rain though outside was frezing, he shook his head as Hidan oh so quietly sweared about the rain being to cold and heavy.I looked up at the sky and never even blinked at the raindrops that landed in my eyes, I smiled slightly, as the rain poured down my face I shivered, goosebumps already on my arms as I held the bags, Itachi looked over and took a few bags, letting my arms get better I smiled at him, mouthing a thanks, in which he nodded to.After 10 minutes or so the bus arrived and we all scrambled in, the others sat down as I paid for their fairs and sat down with them, I sat next to Tobi, he latched onto me before whispering in his 'I'm gonna fucking kill you' voice, "Who am I? And how do you know about me" he asked before shouting out in his tobi voice "HEY AI CHAN!" I winced slightly at the scream, though I felt a smirk on his face... Somehow, he probably thought I was scared of him..."If my beliefs are right you are Uchiha Obito, and I would tell you how I know you.. But nah. HEY TOBI!" I whispered before shouting out, He glared causing me to grin.Everyone was carrying on, fighting or being just emotionless, deidara and Sasori were fighting over art, Deidara often shouting at hidan who would insult him as Kisame would laugh so much his laughs are silent as his body shook.I chuckled at him before I heard a dark voice, slight hatred leaking from him... Well not slight. Let's just say everyone in the bus turned, but the bus driver of coarse.Tobi somehow managed to get two blush shapes on his mask and threw his arms out, hitting me in the face but made it look like an accident, "SORRY AI CHAN! TOBI NEVER MENT WHAT TOBI DID BECAUSE TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" He shouted as I grinned, a glare from his mask as I showed no pain, "Hehe, don't worry Tobi, it was an accident" I chuckled, he nodded before everyone started acting normal again, though Konan, Pein, Itachi and Kakuzu were looking at us with Narrowed eyes.Seeing nothing wrong after a while they turned back, Though Itachis eyes stayed a little longer before he eventually turned around.Tobi turned to me as noone was looking, "What do you know about me?" He growled lowly before singing 'lalalala' as he looked out the window, though his eye was staring right into mine, "I know that you 'died' on a mission to the kanabi bridge, team mates: Kakashi, Rin and Minato, only living team mate is kakashi, you are 28 I think, you were found by Zetsu and Madara himself, Kakashi has your sharingan eye, you would often be late and help old women with bags and such, uhh? Your right side of your body had to be reconstructed with Zetsu, after you left for Rin an Kakashi you saw Kakashi go for rin with raikari And you killed the ninja they were against, you continue with Madara's plan for tsuk no me( be updated to know what this is) um.. What else? Oh your the leader of the Akatsuki" I told him while grinning, " Our stop!" I shouted getting up while picking up the bags I ran out into the rain, the others following.I ran across the road seeing no cars, of coarse all but Hidan looked, this resulted in a womanly scream to sound out, alarming everyone and we turned to see Hidan screaming as he flew through the air, I laughed so much as Deidara did to I heard him mutter ' and he calls me a girl hmm" causing me to laugh more, the driver was freaking out as they skidded they ran over frantically to Hidan as he groaned, his neck in a horrible angle, the driver screamed as he began talking, "Hey bitch, mind snapping my neck back?" He asked, annoyed, she screamed more before running to her car and speeding off.Kakuzu sighed, holding the bridge of his nose, muttering how much he was a moron.Kakuzu went over and snapped it back and they made their way over, Hidan whining like a child before we made our way back to the house, I searched around my pockets, the bags getting in the way, "argh, does anyone mind holding these for a few seconds?" I asked, Sasori took them me smiling in thanks I searched again until I felt metal I yanked them out, "HAZZAHH!" I shoved them in the key hole and took all the bags I ran into the house and threw the bags onto the table before running into the living room and sitting at my giant massage chair that was near the window, I turned the chair on and switched the Tv on, Saw showed up on the screen causing me to grin wide and stare at the screen, saliva dripping from my mouth, everyone came in before looking around, they all stared at me before I heard a few snickers and mumbles on my face looked stupid.I never let my eyes leave the screen as I did an Itachi move: The index and middle finger -come here- movement, they all sat on the couch and watched, "What is this(Un /shit)?" They asked, I wiped the saliva before turning to them, "Its saw, Now shush! Its getting to the good part!" I hissed, turning back to the TV, "This is some Sadistic shit... Do they know these people?" Someone muttered, I nodded, staring at the screen.I laughed as the woman screamed as the helmet thing attatched to her jaw jerked and her jaw was broke off, I saw Itachi wince slightly, tobi look away in fake fight, Konan hide her face in Peins chest, deidara... Hug Hidan, Kisame just watched it with no expression, Zetsu began to dribble, Sasori, pein and Kakuzu watch emotionless faces and me, the one with an intrigued expression, I changed it, knowing I'd get to into it if I continued watching I changed it to power rangers dino thunder, my eyes widening as I watch the episode that so happened to be the first on, it was at the bit when the teacher was in the car with the gian robot dinosaur I grinned watching it as it changed scenes to Kira, Ethan and Connor(yes I know their names... Not anyone elses and I haven't seen power rangers in ages xD) breaking into the room they saw the stones and touched them, before putting them back they glowed(don't even think this is at the same point in episode... Infact I think this is the second episode) when they turned away the left.I grinned before a bright flash went up and the electricity went off, I gasped excitedly I pressed my face up at the window and counted to ten before I hear loud thunder.I squealed as I saw the light, Konan kinda whimpered before pushing her face more into Yahiko(pein) "So... Pretty..." I mumbled, big eyes as I stared at the bright flashing lights.Before Konan whimpered again I took my face off the window and looked at Konan before groaning, "C'mon then..." I mumbled as the electricty came on and I ran to my cinema room, Yes I has a fucking cinema... In my house... Though its smaller than a real one obviously, it was probably 30 meters across and down, I looked around the back, looking at dvd's I owned before my eyes landed on Ao no exorcist, my eyes widened, I had forgotten I had that dvd.I squealed and put it in, I sang the japanese opening- core pride by uverworld as I looked for a seat, I decided the one next to Itachi and Sasori seeing as those two probably won't talk... Well that's what I thought... Itachi and Sasori kept asking what it was about and how the demons took forms and they didn't understand how the coal tars would surround evil yet they never covered him if he was the devils son.After that was done I groaned, 20 minutes of torture.. Now I can't wait until the Memeshiba advert plays -___- that'll be so Annoying.I inwardly groaned as I imagine them singing it, over and over again