The Clam

The Clam 6: Night of the living clam

i remember i was walking in a spooky graveyard for some reason and I saw a guy
i was like hey are you okay
and he just moaned
i got kinda scared so i ranned away
the guy screamed and said coooomee baaack
and i said no stay away from me
i turned around while running away and saw it
he had clam-lips
his face slowly transformed into a whole clam
my face turned ghost white and i ran faster and faster
i tripped on an root and landed on a dead guy
he also turned into a clam
he bit my eyelid meat and i screameded in agony
aaaah i said
i punched him really hard (ever since i was little my brother fought me so im a good puncher)
and his clam shell broke in half
then i remembered there was another clam coming after me
i looked and saw about 800 bajillion dead clam people coming after me
i pulled out my minigun, the clams weakness, and began to fire away
the clams died one by one when a giant clam with body armor snuck up behind me and vomited ants on me
they were fire ants
this is it i thought this is my demise
then a magical black ant came
but unfortunately there were approximately 4,000,213,891 clam people left and they teared him to shreds
then they ate me