The Clam 7: Friday the Clam-teenth

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it was friday the thirtteenth and everyone was getting a spook
because supposedly today is haunted
they werent the only scared ones though
i was scared because a wild clam always shows up on this day
not just any old clam though
there was a wilder more crazier kind of clam
tridacna gigas
that spelled backwards is sagig ancadirt
if you havent figured it out by now ancadirt sounds like ants in dirt
ants are either good or bad
in this case, they are bad
because they are red ants 
red ants are bad
they are evil
because they sting with there pincher things
and it hurts when they do
so that is why red ants are bad
anyways, it was a bad day
the tridacna gigas came up to me and petted me before murdering me





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