Evil Llamas!
A llama?
That llama!
It's evil I say!
The creatures!
The creatures!
They run away!
Standing still
Or prancing 'round!
It's here
Or back in town!
Make up your mind!
Decisions!
Decisions!
Happy or sad
Guilty or innocent
Malicious and bad
An enigma I would say!
Skinny or fat
Simple or complex
And those eyelashes they bat!
Ugly or pretty
Short or tall
Depressed or giddy
Think of them all!
Five to four
One or two
No more! No more!
Get away! Shoo!
Hold your horses!
Literally!
Llamas are evil, catastrophic, perplexing beasts!
See how they talk! See how they feast!
Don't be fooled by the party hats they'll wear!
It's their disguise!
They're hiding those evil stares!
Rectangular pupils in the eyes on the sides of their heads,
It's uncanny, unnatural, why not be normal instead?!
When they chatter they plot, they plot for the end!
Stop it! Just stop! It's the bad vibes they send!
Scary or funny
Quiet or loud
Dull or sunny
Humble or proud
Furry or shaved
Healthy or sick
Watching how they have behaved
And they're rather quite slick!
Energetic or lazy
Sane or crazy
It doesn't matter one bit!
Oh and just watch how they spit!
A whole bunch of them!
A whole herd!
Get them! Get them!
Lock them away!
Capture them! Capture them!
Make them prisoners!
Perhaps it's better that way!
The cruel creatures will bother no more!
Put them in cages and lock the door!
What's that?
One llama.
That's good.
That's great.
Is it really quite so?
One llama all alone...
All alone..
With not even a foe?
It does sound quite lonely,
Even I agree so...
I watched it!
I hated it!
So now what to do
When there's a llama right there seeming rather quite blue...
It's sad,
No home or family.
Alone, mistreated, and abandoned.
Maybe llamas are mellow.
He's really not that bad of a fellow.
What's that you may?
A llama?
That llama!
It's perfect I say!
The creatures!
The creatures!
I must pet it today!
*A/N: I was so bored when this poem came to me.
I'm Sorry you had to endure this, but you put yourself through it, man.*
