Quotes

Quote 46

After being married for 30 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while and the said "Your A B C D E F G H I J K."

She asks "What does that mean?"

He said, " Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot."

She smiles happily and says. "Oh that's so lovely... What about I, J, K?"

He said "I'm Just Kidding!!!"

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The swelling under his eye has gone down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his crown jewels...