Eren and levi react to ships *Disconnected*

levi x windex

levi: OOOOHHHHHHHH MY GOD I SHIP IT SO HARD!!!!!!

eren: HEY!!

levi: what i love windex

eren: first off you are dateing me second you where the one who said you cant date a nonliving thing

levi: this is different

eren: how, how is this any different

levi: it just is 

writer: i agree with eren how is it different

levi: i dont have to tell you

eren: levi be nice its christmas

levi: no

writer: levi go to a corner and make out with your windex

eren: dont tell him that or he will

writer: oh well