Eren and levi react to ships *Disconnected*

jean x eren

 levi: eren no

eren: trust me i hate horse face 

levi: good if you liked him i would kill him and then you

eren: i don't like him i really don't 

levi: good

eren: please don't kill me

levi: eren i won't kill you

writer: -quietly raises hand-

levi: yes writer
writer: i ship it
eren: well i can't blame you
levi: EREN! don't encourage him  
eren: sorry sorry

writer: i ship eren with almost anyone 
levi: what about with annie
eren: please don't ship me with her
writer: well umm i ship it

eren and levi at the same time: i hate you

writer: aww i love you too

levi: go away 

writer: oh hey eren levi you should thank the 511 and more by the time i publish this 
levi: for what

eren: levi it's obvious

writer: for reading this piece of shit i call a story
levi: it is shit that's true and fine
 eren: thank you people! 

levi: yeah thanks